Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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NerdBird
Pro
Any thoughts on buying birthday presents for friends? A lot of parties are coming up but I noticed not everyone buys gifts.... hmmm
ScoopNScore
8man
So Nonstop's a good movie 
and not just because it has TLR's sweetheart Lupita. If she had a bigger role, I'd make a thread on it, probably go trips plat n shyt 
and not just because it has TLR's sweetheart Lupita. If she had a bigger role, I'd make a thread on it, probably go trips plat n shyt 
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
So somebody on the Coli came to a video I commented on on Youtube and started talking mess.
i dont understand selfies
got an email yesterday from this Air Force chick i fukked with back in 2010 when I was in Shreveport
-i worked with her and one day she asked for my #
- we planned a date but she changed her mind last min and decided to come to my crib to chill
we watched like 10 mins of some redbox movie then she claimed she was tired and asked if she could sleep in my bed
i let her then was going back in the living room and she asked me to get in bed with her
-at the time i was in a p*ssy slump and didnt fukk shyt for like a month(Shreveport has some of the lamest females, besides the military ones)
-I overdid it
I ate the p*ssy, ass
I straight made love to her
i think i even sucked her toes
shyt was like a 3hr session
she started crying
after she told me that her boyfriend, who was stationed in Spain, broke up with her over the phone
-so basically she just used me for dikk to get over the heartbreak
we fukked 2 other times then she blew me off
talking bout she felt like i viewed her as a hoe cause we fukked so fast
and she may get back with her ex
after that shyt was strange at work
I ended up fukking one of her homegirls and she would ignore me and shyt
i havent heard from her once since i left in 2011 to go to Afghanistan
now out the blue she emails me
hopefully this means i get to smash again
I love your stories
I hope she gives up them buns for you too breh
Just got a resume with a listed 2.32 GPA
I know I shouldn't laugh but
That's that shyt you keep to yourself.
My text notifications haven't been coming in on my phone recently.
Missed 3 of them last night and one from this bad spanish chick a week ago. If she didnt hit me up again earlier this week i wouldve missed out on that
Missed 3 of them last night and one from this bad spanish chick a week ago. If she didnt hit me up again earlier this week i wouldve missed out on that
tired as shyt
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Man not even gonna lie, I don't fukk with mcdonalds too often but their new bacon clubhouse burger is crack 