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my cousin talking bout they tried the King Cake Burger
nikkas taking Mardi Gras too far
Yesterday I finally remembered to ask my pops if I was gonna be able to grow a bread one day 
He was like "Naw. Too much Indian."
Today I'm just now thinking I've never seen a Native American with a beard
He was like "Naw. Too much Indian."
Today I'm just now thinking I've never seen a Native American with a beard
Jone2three45
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Yesterday I finally remembered to ask my pops if I was gonna be able to grow a bread one day
He was like "Naw. Too much Indian."
Today I'm just now thinking I've never seen a Native American with a beard
Thats how it is in my family too.
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Wifey is out on a shopping trip with her girls and I got the crib to myself
I don't care how much she spends, my time alone is priceless
One lucky woman. 
Not until I not give a fukk and spend on what I want
Women are a trip I tell
I aint even do shyt last nightthe Mexican chick hit me up to meet for drinks at midnight but I knew she wasn't gone fukk so I was like
the teacher hit me up, I just don't want to be around this silly broad anymore
her ass sings the end of every sentence
-bytch acts like Sinclair on "Living Single" ole Woo woo woo ass bytch
way back when I 1st got back from Afghanistan I fukked this broad off Backpages-
she keeps hitting me up to go hang at The House of Blues and smoke
-she even asked me to go to a strip club with her
I don't know why I keep turning her down
she said she got some friends for me too
shorty like 5'9 175, ass like
titties like
face is
she drives a s550
I think I might say yes next time
Jone2three45
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fukk this shyt.
UserNameless
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Got reeled in to watching Wife Swap.
Coolio's stripper girlfriend seems to know just as much if not more about behavior modification in children and family bonding and appreciates those things more than the other wife.
Don't judge a book by its cover, brehs.
Coolio's stripper girlfriend seems to know just as much if not more about behavior modification in children and family bonding and appreciates those things more than the other wife.
Don't judge a book by its cover, brehs.
I'm watching Indiana Jones with my daughter and these white male fantasies of kickin ass got me dyin
My girl got me down here at this white ass oyster fest 
She lucky she's fine
She lucky she's fine