Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[TheLostOnes]

Telling me to do something makes me not want to do it

Send me Cake

 

[Turk]

Once I get this 100th plat thread I'm retiring from the Coli

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Jayne I think we get it

 

[Aphrodite]

Jayne I think we get it

LMAO just trying to show Elle that it's normal.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Just told some actual birds to shut the fukk up.

 

[ill_will82]

Jayne I think we get it

 

[Rawtid]

Was supposed to do an interior inspection today. It was my last one of the day and it was raggedy as fukk. I step in, the floor has a hole in it and it's all old plaster and shyt hanging from the ceiling.

So I get up my courage and this blue pick up truck pulls up and white dude hops out like "Who are you and what are you doing in my house". I tell him who I am, get his name and inside I'm like I had never been so happy to see a white man in my life. I definitely didn't feel like doing that walk through.

 

[Paradise]

Just told some actual birds to shut the fukk up.

Did they listen?

 

[marcuz]

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Did they listen?

They just looked at me

 

[Splash]

Mario tennis got me so heated rn

 

[Cocokisses]

Although I agree with you I don't think you should be on your phone while driving. You've hit a parked car, remember?

Im a good driver, just bad at parking

 

[marcuz]

Just told some actual birds to shut the fukk up.

did they?

 

[marcuz]

Someone really called my dad and told him I be on snapchat and driving at the same time. I wish people would mind their business

smart move, its dangerous