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The shyt that women do when they go crazy after a breakup is....unbelievable
 

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took my travel bag (weed, vaporizer, headphones, usb battery), about 300 in cash, spare house keys,my registration snd insurance paper work ( :why: )
Damn. BMW don't have any secret compartments? I got two cars that I owned broken to twice breh.
One was my first whip a 98 Honda Accord. Dark Green. I woke up in the afternoon after sleep to get ready for work, I start to turn the key, and my shyt wouldn't turn on. I'm like :dahell: going on. Pop the hood. And somebody rob my battery breh. Just the BATTERY breh. They had gotten in by the small back window, and pulled the lock nob on the inside. All they had to do was stick they arm in and pull it to unlock. I had a police officer break to get into that small window because I had gotten my keys stuck in the whip and the quickest way to get in. And then I realized after my battery was stolen, I could twist the damn lock nob off. I couldn't even be mad no more. The craziest thing is that they had access to the whole car, the door they open first had a radio right behind the the driver seat, and didn't even take it. And this happened when the battery prices shot up and became expensive. I'll never forget it breh. :snoop:

The second time was when I got home from work late last night in my Volkswagen jetta I have now.. I get back up after two hours to take someone else to work quick, and when I unlock my car, I notice my red light on the door is completely on. Usually it's blinks when it's lock and not open, but I look inside and someone robbed my radar, and 3 car lighter plug I had plugged in that my Mom got me for xmas.:wow: Just left the damn bracket suction cupped to the windshield. Didn't take nothing else, but that. This is when I found out that my door doesn't lock even when I pressed the lock button on the key fob. This was when I had roommates at an apartment. From that moment on, I didn't trust nobody there,but my roommates ever since. Either someone there robbed me or someone again walking around, pulling door handles till they got lucky, but my money on someone who saw me get home, and watched me go back to my apartment.
 

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Damn. BMW don't have any secret compartments? I got two cars that I owned broken to twice breh.
One was my first whip a 98 Honda Accord. Dark Green. I woke up in the afternoon after sleep to get ready for work, I start to turn the key, and my shyt wouldn't turn on. I'm like :dahell: going on. Pop the hood. And somebody rob my battery breh. Just the BATTERY breh. They had gotten in by the small back window, and pulled the lock nob on the inside. All they had to do was stick they arm in and pull it to unlock. I had a police officer break to get into that small window because I had gotten my keys stuck in the whip and the quickest way to get in. And then I realized after my battery was stolen, I could twist the damn lock nob off. I couldn't even be mad no more. The craziest thing is that they had access to the whole car, the door they open first had a radio right behind the the driver seat, and didn't even take it. And this happened when the battery prices shot up and became expensive. I'll never forget it breh. :snoop:

The second time was when I got home from work late last night in my Volkswagen jetta I have now.. I get back up after two hours to take someone else to work quick, and when I unlock my car, I notice my red light on the door is completely on. Usually it's blinks when it's lock and not open, but I look inside and someone robbed my radar, and 3 car lighter plug I had plugged in that my Mom got me for xmas.:wow: Just left the damn bracket suction cupped to the windshield. Didn't take nothing else, but that. This is when I found out that my door doesn't lock even when I pressed the lock button on the key fob. This was when I had roommates at an apartment. From that moment on, I didn't trust nobody there,but my roommates ever since. Either someone there robbed me or someone again walking around, pulling door handles till they got lucky, but my money on someone who saw me get home, and watched me go back to my apartment.

:wow: at least my shyt didnt get broken into, i just left the damn door unlocked and someone ran up in it. having the security company pull the video so i can know which race to hate
 

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At the beginning of mean streets
I gonna call him :banderas:
You not gonna through.

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People ignore how mental sex is in order to cum/enjoy it in the moment. Folks have used mental gymnastics through out time (fantasizing about other people) to cum or thinking of other things to NOT cum so quick. Sex is not only physical. It's not purely penetration. Not just dikk or p*ssy or ass. It's much deeper. The physical part is just a part. Not the whole thing.
 

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I wonder if i break into my crushes house, take a hot steamed bubble bath, write fallen on the mirror and leave my jeans behind, will he press charges or move me in :lupe:

Or does that only work for mya :mjgrin:


I was on his instagram last night. His eyelashes are pretty. I think he's gay though.

If he gay im gay :dame:
 
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