This is cute.
Nah I can show up whenever.Are you late?
82%DNA tests!!! How Black am I?
Nah I can show up whenever.
But this is somehow your fault
I didn't force you to play Diddy Kong all night
I'm an avid sports gambler, so I'm willing to bet based off the pic I've seen of you the O/U of ya cac percentage is handicapped at 20% and I'm talking the over.My pressure cooker is coming today! Yippy!!!
I also sent of my DNA tests!!! How Black am I?
This whole having a boyfriend thing has me like
I realized I'm not used to being treated nice since me and this nikka got together
He's all emotionally available and into me
I don't even know how to take it but it's really nice
Maybe that "there are still good guys left out there" thing wasn't a total lie
When somebody treat you so nice you realize you might have issues
Real ass post*recruiter emails me some paperwork to be filled and signed, with ID scanned and attached.*
Me: has everything filled out, signed and sent in three minutes
Recruiter calls me: "that was fast "
YEAH bytch I NEED A JOB THE fukk
put me on ur insuranceJust renewed my Driver's License through the internet...
The benefits of being a safe driver