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I can count the times I've been drunk in my life

Two

The first time I didn't plan on drinking, I was actually the DD. My friend (the one I did a thread about being attracted to people you can't stand) bought all my drinks because he wanted me to find something I liked. I didn't like any of them and my last drink was a jager bomb :skip:

I still felt sober so he rounded everyone up quickly and said "let's go before it hits her!" I drove us back safely but when we got back to the hotel I was fuuuucked up.

We were all chilling in one of the rooms, telling hilarious stories and I was on the floor feeling like death. Then I told them to pass me the trash can and I did my thing.

The next time I got drunk I went to a habachi with my bff, got tipsy on soju and then we went to a military bar filled with a bunch of old veteran cacs but we played the most ignorant shyt we could find on the juke box
 
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