Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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Happy Thanksgiving! About to head over to my parents house with my lady and indulge on this food.
I was on the high school football team. It was 4th & 1 at the 50 in a tie game with 1 minute left. Coach sends me in to punt and take our chances in overtime. I say to myself
"
fukk that. I'm fakin' the punt".
I get the snap, ran, picked up the 1st down and look at my coach like
He looked at me like 
Next play, our runnin' back fumbles the ball and the other team returns it for a touchdown to win the game. My teammeates all ran up to me yellin "WHY AINT U PUNT?!!!
I just stood there like
"
fukk that. I'm fakin' the punt".I get the snap, ran, picked up the 1st down and look at my coach like
He looked at me like Next play, our runnin' back fumbles the ball and the other team returns it for a touchdown to win the game. My teammeates all ran up to me yellin "WHY AINT U PUNT?!!!
I just stood there like
Happy Thanksgiving from Comass; a fukking outage. 
Confession time.
I've never had Jerk chicken
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
When your cousins whoop your ass in Mortal Kombat and Baseball
They're not even drunk but already trying to argue against the monopoly rule book
When your cousins whoop your ass in Mortal Kombat and Baseball
lmao, I'd be ready to send that lil nikka home, like yeah catch me next thanksgiving.
luciddreamer
All Star
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Dreamzeedream
Banned
Hapoy Thanksgiving Coli FAM. I gotta work today. But y'all enjoy
Is catching your girl having phone sex with someone, automatic bushes?
Sounds like a keeper
