Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

I wrote this record while thirty thousand feet in the air
Stewardess complimentin' me on my nappy hair
If I can fukk her in front of all of these passengers
They'll probably think I'm a terrorist
Eat my asparagus, then I'm askin' her
Thoughts of a young nikka, fast money and freedom
A crash dummy for diamonds, I know you dyin' to meet 'em
I'll prob'ly die in a minute
Just bury me with twenty bytches, twenty million, and a Chitown fitted


Back in this bytch in the back of that bytch
Wit' my back against the wall and yo' bytch on the edge of my dikk
Jump off
I call a bytch a bytch, a ho a ho, a woman a woman
I never did nothin' but break the ground on top of the asphalt
Tire mark gave you evidence that I'm easily peddlin' with the speed of a lightnin' bolt
As a kid I killed two adults, I'm too advanced
I live my twenties at two years old, the wiser man
Truth be told, I'm like eighty-seven
Wicked as eighty reverends in a pool of fire wit' devils holdin' hands
From the distance, don't know which one is a Christian, damn
Who can I trust in 2012? There's no one
Not even myself, a Gemini screamin' for help, somebody

 

[Mr210]

My kid is 12 and knows of Ice Cube as the guy who did movies with Kevin Hart and Are We There Yet. Not the rapper or guy who played Craig or Doughboy.

I then explained Dwayne Johnson was also a wrestler named the Rock before he started doing movies.

Whole I'm explaining this she's like and

Your kid is 12 what were you expecting

 

[Chill]

My kid is 12 and knows of Ice Cube as the guy who did movies with Kevin Hart and Are We There Yet. Not the rapper or guy who played Craig or Doughboy.

I then explained Dwayne Johnson was also a wrestler named the Rock before he started doing movies.

Whole I'm explaining this she's like and

that's the sign of us being old

 

[Amy Traphouse]

that's the sign of us being old

Soon they are going to refer to us "old people born in the 1900's"

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

(p*ssy ass hoe nikkas) "I can't fukk with y'all"
(bytches all up in my business) "I can't fukk with y'all"
(Industry of counterfeits) "I can't fukk with y'all"

Look at my life, then look at yours
Get some ambition, why you bored?
Time will never wait on no man
Society will never hold your hand
nikkas like to gossip like bytches
Got me thinking you don't like bytches
Wonder what's behind them Ray Bans
Eyes of a coward, I understand

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[全能の神]

Have cac dogs brehettes

 

[iBrowse]

Uber everywhere Uber everywhere

 

[iBrowse]

Someone come pick me up from JFK

 

[Critical Distance]

 

[Lo-Co]

Spoiler

 

[Prynce]

I'm lost in the sauce

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[全能の神]

Damn, I asked someone a question 10 hours ago and they never replied