Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

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fukk living in the fukking boonies
Salute to cacs worldwide for finding my dog.
My fukking leg is riddled with cuts
 

Aphrodite

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I'm very proud of myself and glad that I am celibate and hold my spiritual beliefs because my body says otherwise. I would've REALLY got around. I get tempted by the finest nikkas all the time and they show interest.

Why do I have to be so classy? So strong?
 

Aphrodite

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My body is my temple and I'm going to keep it exclusive. :wow::mjcry:

And I'm also glad I can't give birth because I would probably have hella kids (but the daddies would be fine and have money):ld:
 
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