Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

It's the new pit bull.

Until he realize unlike the pit he got a good 500 pounds on you minimum

Then you looking more like 3 piece meal instead of an owner.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Whats ya address bruh

1-800- IMA-SNITCH

 

[Rawtid]

Until he realize unlike the put he got a good 500 pounds on you minimum

Then you looking more like 3 piece meal instead of an owner.

Real men can bench press a bear.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Real men can bench press a bear.

I can bench press a possum if that means anything

 

[Rawtid]

I can bench press a possum if that means anything

When he's playing dead or just anytime?

 

[全能の神]

Thank whatever deity was looking out for me. Someone found him.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

When he's playing dead or just anytime?

Even when shytting...Will require gloves tho

 

[iBrowse]

Yes.

 

[全能の神]

fukk living in the fukking boonies
Salute to cacs worldwide for finding my dog.
My fukking leg is riddled with cuts

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Atlanta needs some rain. My car looks like shyt

 

[levitate]

When you take a good shyt at work without having anyone walk in on you:

 

[Aphrodite]

When you take a good shyt at work without having anyone walk in on you:

lol you stink.

 

[Aphrodite]

I'm very proud of myself and glad that I am celibate and hold my spiritual beliefs because my body says otherwise. I would've REALLY got around. I get tempted by the finest nikkas all the time and they show interest.

Why do I have to be so classy? So strong?

 

[Aphrodite]

My body is my temple and I'm going to keep it exclusive.

And I'm also glad I can't give birth because I would probably have hella kids (but the daddies would be fine and have money)

 

[levitate]

lol you stink.

Nah, girl - what you know about flushable moist wipes with light scent of eucalyptus?