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I drove 45+ mins to this chick house. 2 hours later it's starting to go down. p*ssy is primed and ready then it plays out:


Her: You got a condom?

Me: yeah
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Her:....I'm allergic to latex

Me....:dwillhuh:
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Come on stop playing.

Her:I'm serious

Me..... you on birth control?

Her: no

Me:
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Her:..............it's okay


Just kinda laid there in and out of sleep til 6 then left

I hate being responsible Brehs but i like being baby and STD free.

Console me brehs.

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That's why I only use the lifestyle skyn condoms, they aren't latex, so I don't have to worry about that issue. I jumped on them about 3 years ago when I was dating a woman allergic to latex
 

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Today will be a good day:

Will be able to watch my Patriots later
Season 7 of walking dead

Only thing that would be better is if I could meet yusuke
 

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Name another Liggins hot I'm just honest.
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are you okay?
the name change, posting and imagery is a bit worrisome:(

I am. If you Google birth---->life----->death----->synthesis you'll see the reference. My life cycle is a bit different though.

I'm fine though. I appreciate your concern.
 

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I drove 45+ mins to this chick house. 2 hours later it's starting to go down. p*ssy is primed and ready then it plays out:


Her: You got a condom?

Me: yeah
1283731


Her:....I'm allergic to latex

Me....:dwillhuh:
full


Come on stop playing.

Her:I'm serious

Me..... you on birth control?

Her: no

Me:
llama-stare-gif.gif


Her:..............it's okay


Just kinda laid there in and out of sleep til 6 then left

I hate being responsible Brehs but i like being baby and STD free.

Console me brehs.

RiXVvcs.gif
You did the right thing bruh
 

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Sparking blunts in the shade.
My lose it app is scanning my redbull can as pan dulce Mexican sweet bread. I'm sure there's something illegal going on with that. I'm just not smart enough to figure it out.:patrice:
 

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FIGG:
Booty is such a beautiful word


LICKBOOT:
I know, I know


FIGG:
It soars in my mind like a beautiful bird


LICKBOOT:
I know, I know


FIGG:
Better than that
It makes me feel like a perverted old rat
That’s where it’s at
Booty is such a beautiful word


LICKBOOT:
Quite so, quite so, quite so


FIGG:
Booty is such a wonderful thing


LICKBOOT:
Ah yes, ah yes


FIGG:
I find young thots use it for everything


LICKBOOT:
No less, no less


FIGG:
Booty is power
Just like it's food, it’s a dish I’d devour
Every hour
Booty is such a beautiful word


LICKBOOT:
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!


FIGG:
Booty's my passion, always in fashion
Smashing ass, cream in the stink, that is my thing


LICKBOOT:
Booty's a glorious thing
When I see lots of it, I want to stand up and sing


FIGG:
Booty's my favourite, that's why I crave it
Eating......bytch, bytch after bytch
Why should I switch?


LICKBOOT:
Booty's the love of my life
The only true love in my life


FIGG:
Booty for me, is all that there is


LICKBOOT:
It is, it is


FIGG:
I eat it so well, I'm the best in the biz


LICKBOOT:
A wiz, a wiz


FIGG:
Booty and I, we are as happy as apple and pie
Haven't you heard
Booty is such a beautiful word
Booty they say is evil as Satan and probably worse


LICKBOOT:
It is


FIGG:
A dreadful and wonderful curse


LICKBOOT:
It is


FIGG:
A great way to get a new purse!


LICKBOOT:
It is, it is


FIGG & LICKBOOT:
Booty is the...most beautiful word.
 

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Very cute girl sitting across from me, what do I do?:lupe:

Say "hey, how you doing?" If she doesn't act like you're bothering her, you tell her you don't have any game but you like the way she carries herself and had to introduce yourself. Bong, you in there.

Ps. Don't bring up K-Pop.
 

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Yusuke I'm over our little squabble. Serious question and I ask because of your username and you are always mentioning K-pop, but are you Asian or have some Asian in you?
 
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