In high af otw to this family bbq
Real shyt it feel like im in a movie right now in traffic
Real shyt it feel like im in a movie right now in traffic
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VFib
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I just found out 2 people I know were plotting to turn a friend against me. The friend knew they were full of shyt and told me.
SMH.
SMH.
they will turn on you, man. people will turn on you at the drop of a hat.
Drug induced fun. No sex was involvedWe dont need to hear about your sexcapades granny
GoGetMyDamnBelt_
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I wonder what Texas is like... 
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
I prefer not to get shot tonight...so I'll be taking the fun indoors
VFib
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I know. That's why I stopped being loyal to people. SMH.
The BasedFather
Task Force
Think I might start playing World of Warcraft again. Been 4 years since playing 
So earlier today, I was driving to pick up my roommate, and after I picked her up, I started to drive back to the house. So, she noticed a turtle trying to cross the divided highway to get to the lake on the other side. I passed by, and almost ran him over, but I was paying attention to the road ahead, so I dodged him safely. Little homie was too close to the road tho and I didn't want him dead, so I made 2 u-turns to pick him and save the little homie from being road killed. 
We pulling up closer again, and I still see him ahead, and away from the road. I'm happy to see little homie still making it.
I slow down, put my hazard lights on, and I'm pulling up on him, only to see the little homie got ran over, and crushed under his little turtle shell.... :justdamn:
I didn't make in time...
:cmonson2: RIP Little Homie
We pulling up closer again, and I still see him ahead, and away from the road. I'm happy to see little homie still making it.
I slow down, put my hazard lights on, and I'm pulling up on him, only to see the little homie got ran over, and crushed under his little turtle shell.... :justdamn:
I didn't make in time...
:cmonson2: RIP Little Homie
Aceofspades404
Superstar
Had some jerk chicken today and it was lovely
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
So after not seeing a mouse for almost 2 months these fukkers are back and now they're running on top of my kitchen counter. 
How the fukk are mice getting on top of my fukking counter and washing machine?
I've seen 3 in the last 4 days.
It's crazy because the house is clean as fukk. There's no food anywhere so I don't know what the fukk they're eating and why they're still here.
It has to be the people upstairs.
Mice running on the floor is one thing, mice running on top of the counters in broad daylight is another. This shyt ends today.
How the fukk are mice getting on top of my fukking counter and washing machine?
I've seen 3 in the last 4 days.
It's crazy because the house is clean as fukk. There's no food anywhere so I don't know what the fukk they're eating and why they're still here.
It has to be the people upstairs. Mice running on the floor is one thing, mice running on top of the counters in broad daylight is another. This shyt ends today.
So they told me i'm lactose intolerance and now all of a sudden I'm addicted to milk and dairy. I love it, but it hates me.
Milk and Oreos
Milk in coffee with sugar
Cheddar cheese and olive for snacks
I like how the bowel movements, no matter how watery, regulate my weight, but I feel filled up. My weight is on point.
Oh yeah, yogurt, banana and toast for breakfast
But it makes no sense, cause I'm irritable, have acid reflux, feel wire from the coffee. Frequently have the seen of urgency. But I'm new to milk. Never drank it.
Milk and Oreos
Milk in coffee with sugar
Cheddar cheese and olive for snacks
I like how the bowel movements, no matter how watery, regulate my weight, but I feel filled up. My weight is on point.
Oh yeah, yogurt, banana and toast for breakfast
But it makes no sense, cause I'm irritable, have acid reflux, feel wire from the coffee. Frequently have the seen of urgency. But I'm new to milk. Never drank it.
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