Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[patscorpio]

So they are planning another company outing. My job is 10 minutes from my house and my boss always plans shyt close to his crib, which is 25-30 minutes away. That way he can get drunk and be 10 minutes from home while everyone has to commute. The plan is duckpin bowling (again), this would be the 3rd time in less than two years that I've done that, dinner and an orioles game. No thanks to all of that.

mine was last week..summer companyu outing at a beach..where i proceeded to tweak my damn knee during a game of tug o' war...drunk and limpin...wasnt a good look lol..then there was waterboarding/paddleboating the other day but i was good on that

 

[The BasedFather]

Can't wait to get these stitches out so I can get back to the gym

 

[chipmarket]

where the fk do all these old asian men in the gym locker room come from. like i never see them in the weight room but the always like hang out in the locker room fukk i need a new gym.

 

[全能の神]

We smokin penises

 

[Prynce]

All you gotta do is have faith

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If you play ignition remix instrumental on 1.5 speed, this shyt kinda dope

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[DEAD7]

 

[marcuz]

I don't want a broad for president.

me either, tbh

edit: nah, thats not true. i dont mind having a woman president, just dont want hillary. i'd sooner vote for michelle

 

[The ADD]

I don't want a broad for president.

Voting for the Donald?

 

[Prynce]

 

[Rawtid]

Voting for the Donald?

No.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

It's my birthday

All I want for birthday is two fat bytches, a bag of weed, and two bags of chips to give to the fat bytches

 

[JBoy]

our market finally got a throwback hip hop station, low key playlist fire too

 

[全能の神]

How can she be mad at me without hearing my side