Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Yinny]

Called insurance for a script for my son, give his birthdate (2023) and the rep goes:

“Does he know you’re calling on his behalf?”

Uhh, yes, he’s 1?

 

[blockburna420]

my uncle just pulled up talking bout lets bbq , imma grab some steaks.

1. It's 46 degrees outside.

2. Last time he said "imma grab some steaks" he came back with a big ass roast.

I tell unk to get sour cream for the bake potatoes he get french dip

 

[Kasgoinjail]

 

[stave]

Damn foot keeps falling asleep today

 

[StackUp]

i could really use a slice of pizza bro.. being lactose intolerant is for the fukking birds F..UCKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[Striving For Greatness]

had a good day today

its been a minute

 

[Ozymandeas]

I'm back in school getting my Masters and I just finished up with my semester.

I forgot what it feels like to get off work and have no classes, no assignments, weekends free

The next year can't come soon enough.

 

[Amo Husserl]

 

[Mowgli]

x.com

x.com

She regrets sleeping with 100 guys

 

[Pazzy]

Paranormal activity here must be off the charts.

 

[The BasedFather]

I’ve been alive longer than I expected to be

And took care of everything that’s expected of me

Took care of my girl and my mother

I told her I’m always here and I love her

I handle shyt differently cause I’m grown now

And the truth is that I’d rather be alone now

I rather not have to deal with the day

And I hate when people ask me how I’m feeling today

 

[BelieveBeOK]

My girl and I had a massive argument on Saturday. Felt like we would break up.

Fast forward to Tuesday and we're having phone sex

 

[Zero]

These garlic and herb roasted pistachios are  hitting

 

[Zero]

Can't lie, these jalapeño lime pistachios are hitting

Spoiler

$10.38 for a no shell bag though?

@this being my previous post in here

 

[MajesticLion]

Ohio Supreme Court stands by ‘asinine’ ruling that boneless chicken wings do not mean without bones: The Wake Up for Tuesday, Dec. 10, 2024

The request for the Ohio Supreme Court to reconsider its boneless wings decision shows opponents to the court’s original 4-3 ruling are still angry about the case.

www.cleveland.com

Ohio Supreme Court stands by ‘asinine’ ruling that boneless chicken wings do not mean without bones​

The Ohio Supreme Court in July ruled that lower courts were correct to dismiss a lawsuit filed by a man who ate a boneless chicken wing and got a bone stuck in his throat.

“Boneless,” the Republican justices held, describes the “cooking style” of the wings.

“A reasonable consumer could have reasonably anticipated and guarded against the bone at issue in this case,” the majority reasoned.

So he couldn’t make his case to a jury.

This decision was ridiculed nationally. “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert called the decision “hot legal garbage.”

The plaintiff asked the court for reconsideration and a ruling announced Monday handed back the same decision — but not without pointed dissent from Democrats and a citation of cleveland.com’s Editorial Board.

Wrote Democratic Justice Michael P. Donnelly: “If the public cannot trust the judiciary to be faithful in small things — like whether ‘boneless’ can reasonably be understood as not including bones — how can the judiciary be trusted with greater things?”