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Pazzy

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My sex life is a nuclear winter, complete drought.
Havent even spent time with my hand because that shyt is boring. 30 years of jerking off is catching up. Its been way past a year since I last had sex. :snoop: im doing abstinence
 
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Striving For Greatness

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My sex life is a nuclear winter, complete drought.
Havent even spent time with my hand because that shyt is boring. 30 years of jerking off is catching up. Its been way past a year since I last had sex. :snoop: im doing abstinence
Find a local trusted sex worker and ask for a handjob

Or y’all just do a mutual masturbation then spoon and watch Netflix till your time is up
 

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nikkas be on dikk around the clock
 
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