Male Instacart drivers are
. MFs be slow, always messaging about dumb shyt, they ring the doorbell when you tell them not to, and they be flat out lying about what's in stock. Somehow the whole fukking Costco ran out of milk and this dude ask if I wanna subtitute it with ice cream or some shyt.
Got a black female Instacart driver today. Asked no motherfukkin questions, had my shyt bagged and delivered in less than 20 minutes when the ETA was an hour, and left my shyt at the door like the directions said.
Had to double her tip off the strength of that