Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ORDER_66]

I want a leather racing jacket but i don't feel like paying over $150 for it... inflation make everything expensive im calculating everything im buying...

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Next pedicure on me if you let me go witcha

OK sure hun

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I just got an email from my the SPCA. It’s my cat’s first birthday.

 

[Ribbs]

Had a sensual massage on my home yesterday. I don't always participate in debauchery but I liked it.

No promises but I might go again

 

[Yinny]

My 6 month old infant be kicking my ass and laughing about it, even plays sick to get out of daycare then pulling my wig at home and rolling and stealing my phone

Where’s Dr Phil or Maury to straighten him out?

 

[agpxknt]

well that didn't work at all

 

[Sunshine]

 

[DrBanneker]

Iran is preparing to strike Israel.

Iran has notified the United States that they have ballistic missiles stationed in Venezuela that have a range of 3,500 miles. This range covers most of the continental United States..it has been conveyed that if the US intervenes that those missiles will be used against the United States.

https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/israel-scrambles-gps-signals-as-country-girds-for-potential-retaliation-from-iran-f653c918

Perplexed Israelis woke up Thursday in Tel Aviv to find that map applications on their phones were placing them in Lebanon’s capital, Beirut, some 130 miles to the north. Cabdrivers couldn’t navigate. Food-delivery apps were temporarily out of service.



The reason: The Israeli military was scrambling GPS signals, as the country braces for possible retaliation by Iran or one of its allied militias for a suspected Israeli airstrike Monday on an Iranian diplomatic building in Syria

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[ORDER_66]

man back to work tomorrow... another day. why the weather always fukked up when im outside its supposed to be spring...this bi-polar temperature bullshyt supposed to be over...

 

[Mowgli]

Ladies would support bruh

 

[ABlackMan]

Oops

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

How dumb do you have to be to deliver a package to the wrong apartment?

 

[Ol’Otis]

Tick tick tick


Side note: I don’t think Drake gone respond to Kendrick

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Don’t you love when someone rings your doorbell, and you see them on camera, and you just look at them, and don’t answer the door, and wait for them to go away?