Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

I could do better...

@General Mills
@Cat piss martini
@Mowgli

I could.. But, fukk all that...

 

[Panther]

Been having an off week. Going to put my chef hat on and whip up a nice meal.

Cooking is therapeutic

 

[315]

 

[Stir Fry]

 

[Stir Fry]

Been having an off week. Going to put my chef hat on and whip up a nice meal.

Cooking is therapeutic

 

[Eza]

 

[Mandarin Duck]

You every see somebody with a lazy eye, but it takes a while for you to notice, but by the time you do you can tell they already self-conscious about it?

I did that shyt today at work now this chick coming into my office with her bangs covering it like

I feel like an a$$hole.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Damn he look dead inside.

 

[Ribbs]

I kinda like how Zuckerberg is bringing positivity to his new social media, we need more of it these days. Only so much day to day negativity one can take.

I won’t join but I respect the initiative

 

[BigE214]

Jump up out the bed cause I smell sum burning

My daughter don put a piece of pizza in the microwave on 4 minutes

Spot smoked out and I’m livid. Thankfully it wasn’t an issue for real cause it coulda been worse but I wanna beat her ass so bad

 

[MajesticLion]

wth did you Miami people do to Wynwood

 

[Mike809]

If we were all giants , would female giants go after the tallest giant ?

 

[Mike809]

Since virgins were sacrificed in Aztec culture , why didn't the women just say they had plenty of sex ?

 

[nose hair]

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[ORDER_66]

Just got an email from mercari they closed my account talking about suspicious activity!!! HOW i just started listing my old shoes a day ago you fukking b*stards!!! site seem shady asf because they dont even have a phone number but a message email system... shyt is janky...