Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Kyra finer than a mufukka too, be looking forward to her sex scenes with that big ass booty

Bruh the nurse even finer than kyra wtf

Thicker too

 

[Ol’Otis]

Kyra finer than a mufukka too, be looking forward to her sex scenes with that big ass booty

That’s who I watch for
And that light skin broad with they big ass tiddy’s

 

[Pseudonym]

Where the hell are all these socks going?!? They have to be in the house somewhere …everyone comes in with their socks but then they go missing?!

 

[Pseudonym]

Wednesday!

It’s $5 sushi day at Publix

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

i don't fukk with the swine, but bacon finds its way into my mind occasionally. i just had the bomb BLTA

 

[Amo Husserl]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

White hoes be at the gym with no shame

Wearing tight ass yoga shorts and pants in a crop top with a full ass starving baby gout stomach
How u skinny as fuxk but you got a bloated stomach
Looking like a S with shoes on.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The Beyoncé bouncing titties dance video is excellent, because you know they’re real. Fake titties don’t bounce like that.

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Pseudonym]

I’m just saying, next time you go to the store/get gas, pick up some flowers for your lady.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This chick that look like a young Jada Pinkett held the door open for me then told me I was so handsome.
She was smiling all hard and shyt.

So then I was like... "I love your energy, you seem like such a joyful person... And I need that" So I asked for the #. Then she said:

"I would love to give it to you but regretfully I am married"



I told her yall married women need to wear a uniform so I can avoid y'all and I should have went out the back exit!


She bust out laughing then asked my name and said it was a delight to meet me....

 

[Pseudonym]

these are gonna stay in here until he has a meeting or something

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

 

[CinnaSlim]

Relationships are hard af

Rewarding but annoying as hell sometimes because Idgaf about most people but I care about this guy and how he treats me.

Anyway, heading to my Chicago trip soon. Hopefully it’s a good time like NOLA was.

 

[AquaCityBoy]