Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[HipHopStan]

MY OTOLARYNGOLOGIST: "

So you have a deviated septum, so what we're going to do is we're going to open up your nose and reduce the size of the small, bony structures inside your nose..."

ME: **inner monologue** "Why don't this guy just basically say I'm getting a nose job? "

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Amo Husserl]

I might've failed to mention that this chick was creative
Once the man got to her, he altered her native
Told her if she got an image and a gimmick
That she could make money, and she did it like a dummy
Now I see her in commercials, she's universal
She used to only swing it with the inner-city circle
Now she be in the burbs, lookin' rock and dressin' hippie
And on some dumb shyt when she comes to the city

Talkin' 'bout poppin' Glocks, servin' rocks and hittin' switches
Now she's a gangsta rollin' with gangsta bytches
Always smokin' blunts and gettin' drunk
Tellin' me sad stories, now she only fukks with the funk
Stressin' how hardcore and real she is
She was really the realest, before she got into showbiz
I did her, not just to say that I did it

But I'm committed (girl, he's committed) but so many nikkas hit it
That she's just not the same lettin' all these groupies do her
I see nikkas slammin' her and takin' her to the sewer
But I'ma take her back, hopin' that the shyt stop
'Cause who I'm talkin' about, y'all, is...

 

[Cladyclad]

Just got a happy ending at a massage parlor lol

Another 1 lol

Ooooh yuuuuu back again (slaps me on shoulder?

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Da content is always better
On somebody else's site
You dream about login off here
It mostly be out of spite
But look at the world around you
Right here on The Locker Room floor
Such wonderful things around you
What more is you looking for?
ON DA COLI
ON DA COLI
Darlin it's better
Here we take pleasure
in fukkERYYYYYY

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Just got a happy ending at a massage parlor lol

Another 1 lol

Ooooh yuuuuu back again (slaps me on shoulder?

Did he have strong hands?

 

[Pseudonym]

I’m allergic to something in my garden

Spoiler

 

[Cladyclad]

Did he have strong hands?

No sir. A tiny Asian woman. She use her feet to massage. She lay a towel on u so she won’t slip and go to work. Then she give a traditional hand massage. Then after that it’s on and popping lol

Her hands suck at massaging but when it comes to….

It’s magical

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I’m allergic to something in my garden

Spoiler

Probably that damn cat you let roam around there

 

[Pseudonym]

Probably that damn cat you let roam around there

I’m looking like Killmonger right now

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I’m looking like Killmonger right now

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[Dave24]

@The M.I.C.

@DrBanneker

Who do you see winning the 2024 Presidential election?

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Street Knowledge]

Public pools are so gross

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]