Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Dance_Like_A_Fiend]

thinking about getting dreads. I definitely have enough hair to get them, but I have no idea what'll suit the shape of my head.

 

[010101]

belief can be bought & faith manufactured*

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Anybody trying this?

Everybody just gonna assume he's gay

The one gay dude that work there gonna follow him around

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

gotta shave my beard soon... get these job interviews popping this week... i want more than what they paying me now... way more i deserve more!!!

You don't have to chop it off, just get it trimmed and lined up

 

[Amo Husserl]

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[WhatsGoodTy]

These nikkas wait to it’s time to relieve me of my stress to start with the chatty patty.

 

[ORDER_66]

You don't have to chop it off, just get it trimmed and lined up

I know but its too much and i want to start fresh...

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

I know but its too much and i want to start fresh...

No need to start fresh when you already have a good base set up. Plus you avoid getting those terrible ingrown hairs

 

[ORDER_66]

No need to start fresh when you already have a good base set up. Plus you avoid getting those terrible ingrown hairs

We'll see might just shave it down and line it up...

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Had too much sex for the first time in my life


We went to the club, got to my crib at 2am, fukked til 5am

Went to sleep, I woke up to her suckin on my shyt

We fukked until I finally bust a second time.

She was trying to get a third nut out of me


My dikk been hurting all day

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Folks out here paying $3000 for dogs, and you can find a cat outside for free.

The best things in life are freeeeee but you can leave them in the back alley I need a puppy (that's what I want)

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

It’s thundering and lightning and I’m afraid to take a shower. Got dang it granny

I'm telling grandma your Scaredy Cat ass using her as an excuse for not bathing

 

[MajesticLion]

All the way professional.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’d be pissed if I was the first one hatched, and had to sit in there waiting for everyone else.

 

[FromStLouis]

Acupressure worked. Gonna try again to confirm.