Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Black Hans]

Just read some about Never heard of this

Michael Jordan tries to gamble for a girl’s virginity.​

Image via Complex Original
Hall of Fame: Naismith Memorial Basketball
Former MTV VJ Kennedy was having dinner with both Russell Simmons and Michael Jordan in 1995 when Jordan busted out a pair of dice in a New York City restaurant. Being a massive gambling addict, Jordan suggested that if he won Kennedy would come back to his hotel room that night. In case you didn't read the headline, she was a virgin at the time. And being won in a game of dice probably wasn't as romantic as she envisioned (at least we hope not).
Kennedy claims that she attempted to swap her virginity for Knicks tickets, Jordan then reminded her he was a married man and countered with Nets tickets. And even after reading that from 10 different sources while researching this story we still have no fukking idea what that means.

Mike like: I hit this 7, I'mma hit that azz!!!!

 

[Rn.]

Can a mod tell me why I got not 1 but 2 warnings this morning for no reason???

 

[Brandsdale]

think i wanna lead a career presentation for my old university

even if its a small webinar

 

[Brandsdale]

Can a mod tell me why I got not 1 but 2 warnings this morning for no reason???

this site is poorly managed lmao

you cant even delete your account

 

[colicolicoli]

I have my first woman crush in over a decade and she’s a coworker.

🫠

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

1 of the chicks I'm fukking with
Told me she got 5 brothers
And the total amount of kids the brothers have is 6
And all 6 kids got white moms

Texas nikkas addicted to cac hoes like fentanyl.

 

[Mr Olympia]

1 of the chicks I'm fukking with
Told me she got 5 brothers
And the total amount of kids the brothers have is 6
And all 6 kids got white moms

Texas nikkas addicted to cac hoes like fentanyl.

And u addicted to hatin on nikkas so stfu and enjoy your “chick”

 

[Brandsdale]

I have my first woman crush in over a decade and she’s a coworker.

🫠

ask her out to lunch

 

[Splash]

 

[AceMan]

Is it me or people becoming more openly crazy

Just had to bush a chick I've been talking to for 2 weeks because she was literally begging me to move her into my place and give her 2 babies.
Like she literally said she would not leave my place if I brought her over.

 

[Mr Olympia]

Currently high asf ppl watching at school. 3-4 baddies outta the hundreds of bytches I seen pass by. @Willie Lump Lump @The ADD is it too late to transfer to ASU?

 

[Pseudonym]

why the black lady in Diner Dash gotta have the shortest temper… it’s literally in her character profile

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I really have to stop being charming to women I be around that I don't find attractive and not trying to get with.


It feels so uncomfortable when an unattractive chick keeps coming onto you cause you been nice to her.

 

[ORDER_66]

uggh i wanna quit my job so badly.... hate this bullshyt...