Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Benjamin Sisko]

Ugh the house flies are back

 

[Mr Olympia]

bytches was in g strings squatting minutes before I left muscle beach. Ight Miami imma defo be back, fukk around and move here

 

[ORDER_66]

Doing my laundry...I'm working tomorrow... and i got some PTO for 1 day off... I'm gonna save it when i need it...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I put ThunderCats on Hulu
and I forgot that the grandfather from The Cosby Show voiced Panthro and Jaga

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

lotta gunfire just now


edit: they got the helicopter circling

 

[africngiant]

my roommate is such an idiot…


who walks into the living room after hearing someone on a phone interview brooooo??

im so fukkin tired of dude. 99.7% of the day he doesn’t leave his room until now when he heard me having motion

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

my roommate is such an idiot…


who walks into the living room after hearing someone on a phone interview brooooo??

im so fukkin tired of dude. 99.7% of the day he doesn’t leave his room until now when he heard me having motion

Wtf are u doing the interview in a common area and not your own room?

The sheer audacity of you being the 1 upset.

 

[africngiant]

Wtf are u doing the interview in a common area and not your own room?

The sheer audacity of you being the 1 upset.

he doesn’t leave his room to the point that i don’t want to communicate with him. if you only knew what i have to deal with you would’ve did the same. we’re the only two in the crib usually

he finally found the time to leave the room and create a signature disturbance during such an important time

 

[africngiant]

to make it worse he’s gonna pull up the kitchen chair loud as hell so he can tie his shoes after leaving the room and seeing my predicament. no common courtesy. he obviously already heard me having the conversation through his door too before decided to open it.

and no he wasn’t doing anything important

 

[Pseudonym]

Never thought my side hustle would be selling fresh eggs from my chickens, crazy shyt

 

[Brandsdale]

Never thought my side hustle would be selling fresh eggs from my chickens, crazy shyt

nikka you a farmer?

 

[Brandsdale]

to make it worse he’s gonna pull up the kitchen chair loud as hell so he can tie his shoes after leaving the room and seeing my predicament. no common courtesy. he obviously already heard me having the conversation through his door too before decided to open it.

and no he wasn’t doing anything important

is your roommate hard to talk to?

 

[africngiant]

is your roommate hard to talk to?

not really he just has terrible living habits and is unambitious. he has a way too laid back attitude towards his life and is obnoxious in his corner, it’s extremely annoying to witness as a man. i feel like he’s trolling me half the time then tries to check my temperature after by trying to converse with me. showing a lack of integrity. im pretty sure he back-talks me but i just ignore it because im pretty sure he’s on the spectrum. i don’t want to be an a$$hole but damn bro


he only leaves his room for like 10 minutes a day tops usually to get food

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

he doesn’t leave his room to the point that i don’t want to communicate with him.

You def need to give more context cause u sound needy and the 1 with the problem
He ya roommate not ya girl


U mad cause he doesn't bother u
And came out to use a common area while u was also in the common area

 

[Atlrocafella]

My nurse Bae starts her RN position at the hospital in a couple of weeks. Time for me to reap the benefits, I think I’ll let her know I want to go to the Bahamas for my bday, everything on her