Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[N711oir]

 

[N711oir]

notice the youtube channel name for the seinfeld clip something about stitches

 

[N711oir]

like i said non of this shyt is real

few days before those fakkits pussies



one of them said lets shoot the fare one if you put the knife down

after one of the 5 fakkits had already hit me in the ear from behind the back


retard...

some how ya'll are able to come in and out of this "cool world" esq, reality

i've seen elon musk he did a woody allen impression outfit bucket hat etc

that ring leader spoke like hov and mannerisms

and just as fukking p*ssy

it's always a group always late at night

nobody never want to do shyt

i ain't no thug i'm just not p*ssy like you fakkits are


fukk outta here

 

[N711oir]

and i am going to suit that doctor referred by mount sinai for

that hack job on stiches at ryan health

i know where yo bytch ass work at fakkit

 

[N711oir]

truth/ i hated Kobe in his prime, didn't appreciate til later, and not really til he spoke

to me before i went to cali... 3 days before the chopper



truth/ i have never listened to Mac Miller truth is i don't listen really to any cac rappers
but lived in the Burg for bit by the time got convinced to listen to his shyt he was gone....

truth never listened to Nip, i thought was a joke rapper play on words/names
from nypsey hustle from martin

didn't appreciate til i moved out to Cali....

 

[N711oir]

she had me like the beginning of "cross-

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Who the hell wants the middle of the pizza? The crust is the perfect finale.

 

[Peter Popoff]

My friend offered me a job in IT at a plant that required me to shave my beard off for a respirator. It took me months to grow this beard. If I don't get this job, I'm gonna kill somebody.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Who the hell wants the middle of the pizza? The crust is the perfect finale.

New york then Detroit

 

[Ribbs]

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

At some point, and by that I mean right now, I realized I get invited to fundraisers and galas because I'm a twofer. Diversity, and they know I care about shyt so I'm a mark.

I plan these events as part of non profit and work stuff I do, so I know what those conversations are like

I'm always a "good fit" for things...every fukkin non profit board in Seattle, I'd be a "great fit"

I hate this shyt now

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

My parents wildin. We went to pick them up to go to this party, dad says some slick shyt about my mom been drinkin all day she hits him a “shut your fat ass up”

These mufukkas ain’t used to be this ignant. That 50 years of marriage is real lol

 

[HipHopStan]

My sister just gave birth to twin girls which now makes me an uncle.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

How the hell did 2 polar bears get on Noah’s ark? How did they get them, and how did they bring them back without being killed? Was there an ice compartment on the ark? There was no electricity. And upon disembarkment, HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET BACK HOME??!!

Did the elephants walk back to Africa?