Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Son Goku]

Cracker almost hit my whip and didn't stop or nothing.


Ended up following him for so long I got lost on the other part of town, waited til he pulled over, and had to exchange words.


Dude copped pleas so I didn't shoot him or get shot.


Ended up being late to work but no one even noticed and I had an alibi.


@Hazel Brown See, I told you I was with the shyts.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Why won’t the Good Lord bless me with a jackpot win , two numbers away from winning $479K

I’ve been into manifesting, and prosperity work for a couple weeks now. I kept affirming, “I am a Powerball winner” during the billion dollar time. I had one ticket with multiple winning Powerballs. I won $10. So you have to be specific, and affirm you win the jackpot. Also, focus on abundance, not lack.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I bought a cinnamon orange broom at Wegmans today.



Got the house smelling like fall

The wife wants to plant mums on Saturday, but it’s a little too hot for that.

It’s only a matter of time before she wants to go apple picking for the sole purpose of taking pics she can show off on IG

 

[Atlrocafella]

I’ve been into manifesting, and prosperity work for a couple weeks now. I kept affirming, “I am a Powerball winner” during the billion dollar time. I had one ticket with multiple winning Powerballs. I won $10. So you have to be specific, and affirm you win the jackpot. Also, focus on abundance, not lack.

I’m going to try that starting today.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I’ve about reached my boiling point with my grandmother and this fukking dementia

I’m bout to be that evil family member ready to send they ass to a nursing home cause this is something nobody deserves to go through

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

14-year-old girl charged with arson in Walmart fire

Investigators said the fire was intentionally set in the paper goods aisle, but did not specify a motive.

www.cbsnews.com

14-year-old girl charged with arson in Walmart fire
By Caitlin O'Kane

August 31, 2022 / 12:07 PM / CBS News

A 14-year-old girl has been arrested and charged with arson after a fire at a Walmart in the Atlanta suburb of Peachtree City, local police confirmed to CBS News. The preliminary investigation found the fire was intentionally set in the paper goods aisle of the store, the Peachtree City Police Department said in a press release.

Several eye-witnesses helped by reporting what they saw in the store during the fire. Using the witnesses' information, along with security footage that was eventually recovered from damaged servers inside the store, police identified the 14-year-old as a suspect.

Police said the teen, who has not been named, admitted to starting the fire when police executed a search warrant at her home on Tuesday. She was taken into custody and charged with Arson in the 1st Degree.

Police previously said they responded to the August 24 fire at approximately 7:20 p.m. The Peachtree City Fire Department battled the flame for hours; with help from Coweta County, Fayetteville, and Fayette County Fire Departments, the flames were finally extinguished around 4 a.m. the next morning.

Peachtree City Police Department Special Press Release August 25th, 2022 At approximately 7:20 pm on August 24th, 2022, ...

Responding police officers who went inside the burning structure were treated at the hospital for smoke inhalation. There were no other injuries, but the store suffered damage to its interior and roof. There is no timeline yet for the store's reopening, police said.

The police department said there was no evidence of a specific motive or of participation in an organized activity.

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

 

[N711oir]

for those keeping score

and for Hov, B, many other celebs intimately aware of what they are doing....

it's like paid psychological harassment for celebrities, other wealthy individuals entertainment

 

[N711oir]

now i'm entirely homeless, been so going on 7 years now

and no no matter what you do, if your entire surroundings are controlled there is nothing you

can do,

each day they just work on the illusion of options, or this not being some "human" zoo for alien entertainment

 

[N711oir]

last day of ATlanta before i got back here to New York

they had fakkits at all the restrooms every time i would go, or they'd post overtly

dressed stereotypical drug dealer looking individual at the restroom

the theme is only drugs and fakkits, everything they do they attempt to make it fit that theme

now on the last day this is at Piedmont park in Atlanta..

i only have 2 fukking pair of pants they have one of these individual self locking stalls at piedmont park, so i was going to change to the other one pair, walk up to laundromat basically pay more

than my tattered homeless garments are worth just so they are clean

these fakkits are posted out front of that restroom they commondeer it,

so i start recording they stop, park a car in front,

then i finally go in you get 10 minutes!!!!

these are all computerized, these fukking a$$holes opened the stall while i was in it

this is not just like inside a public bathroom, once that door opens you are exposed outside to the whole park

that's aside from all the food poisoning, stalking

 

[N711oir]

so to whom ever is party to privy to whats going on

that's all the fake New York family members etc..etc...

and other celebrities who'm can't come up w/ an original concept to save their lives so they

constantly prostitute my thoughts

 

[N711oir]

oh and the instigation

fake instigation day leaving, they had some fake, cop security guard in Atlanta at greyhound station

he's yelling at another individual "hey, stop drinking smoking etc..etc... get out of here

they the guy comes to me and puts his hand on me

don't put your fukking hands on me fake cop real pig or otherwise

so we get into it, but they are making it look like the altercation is about his initial request to other individual about drinking smoking etc..

which i do neither...

i've done this whole entire illegal homeless imprisonment sober, i've not drank smoke etc..

theres people who cant go to their jobs, homes, wife and kids w/o a drink

 

[N711oir]

so anyway this guard put his hand on his gun like he gone shoot me


and PSA for any more of these fake "skits" you got planned i can assure you it ain't gone go down the way you assume it's go gone go down

put some fukking money on it

 

[N711oir]

i get here first day now this all within 24 hours, oh and they had other actor hey i got my kid here chill out

i'm like tell the n*gga w/ the hand on his gun to chill out i'm good

 

[N711oir]

first day here these duane reed stores

just trying to get water, no fukking prices on the water

walk all way up to front store,

black lady there

i used to think they called these people ahead of time, but a lot of the times the relay time is too quick for them to arrange these things

it's still some truman show shyt i just dont understand entirely how it all works


any way this bytch tells me to take it to the scanner all the way in the back of the store

when she sitting there w/ a scanner in her hand

anyway i still do that no grip no bullshyt


$3.19 for a little bottle fukking polish spring

i'm still gone buy it been walking all day thirsty

she said something smart

i say in my head fukk it and i leave the items there

then this Jamaican started cursing me out in jamaican patway something

i heard Bombaclout
i turned around said i got your bombaclout