Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Everytime I eat White Castle I can still taste the burgers in my mouth and my farts smell exactly like the burgers?

Eat Kangaroo meat, Brehs.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

This baby is whooping my ass worse than the last one.

I’ve been trying all day to get out of bed and run errands. It hasn’t happened yet.

I keep falling asleep and dreaming of hot wings and sex.

I want hot wings.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Ya wife texting me and asking for old pics of us fukking


Ya wife telling me how wack ya sex life is

 

[Rawtid]

My daughter is hilarious talking about she had to go to her teacher “as a woman” and figure out what was going on with her grade.

I’m still trying to figure out where is the woman.

 

[Rawtid]

This baby is whooping my ass worse than the last one.

I’ve been trying all day to get out of bed and run errands. It hasn’t happened yet.

I keep falling asleep and dreaming of hot wings and sex.

I want hot wings.

At the same time or in any order? I think it’s great you still like sex knowing it makes babies.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Hi everybody, it’s your old pal Otis

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

At the same time or in any order? I think it’s great you still like sex knowing it makes babies.

I’d prefer the sex first because I’m gonna get nauseous and sleepy after I eat the wings.

And yes I still love sex.

That’s why my ass has been pregnant two years in a row! I’m getting my tubes tied this time though. I’m trying to pop this thang without fear going forward.

 

[Rawtid]

I’d prefer the sex first because I’m gonna get nauseous and sleepy after I eat the wings.

And yes I still love sex.

That’s why my ass has been pregnant two years in a row! I’m getting my tubes tied this time though. I’m trying to pop this thang without fear going forward.

Yeah, you should wait on the chicken lol.

It’s really pregnancy that Debbie Downs the whole sex thing for me. I mean you can use protection, but after a while no one does that.

I think once menopause hits and that threat of pregnancy is gone, I’ll be ready. Age 69 doing the 69 and all that

 

[BaviKingVA]

bruh they are shooting up a food lion 2 mins away from my house

edit: according to nextdoor

it was a suicide that's fucced up man... bro shot himself in his car...

 

[Thelonious Napz]

 

[MollyGalaga]

Been feeling mad fatphobic after losing all this weight

& i did it naturally?

Oh yeah im shaming fat people, cheaters, and lazy mf’s all summer long.

While still making gains

 

[Thelonious Napz]

@Love Bizarre @Tenchi Ryu @TheLostOnes @Ol’Otis @Rawtid @MollyGalaga @Pseudonym

 

[nose hair]

@Love Bizarre @Tenchi Ryu @TheLostOnes @Ol’Otis @Rawtid @MollyGalaga @Pseudonym

That shyt was funky!

 

[Ol’Otis]

People always say “what the hell does that mean?”