Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Ol’Otis]

North Hollywood shoot-out was wild
Those dudes had on armor covering their vital organs and steel plated bullets
They fukked over the LAPD that day

 

[staticshock]

These bruhs put the hillbillies to shame on this show

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

My son’s friend was supposed to come over and hang out with him. He cleaned up his room and was super excited.

The boy never showed up.

At this point I want to fight his mama because ONE of y’all could have called my baby and told him. He doesn’t seem upset but it’s the principle.

Don’t stand my child up.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Bruh

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[ABlackMan]

Who’s updating the site

 

[Striving For Greatness]

Another 40 hours of micro management and team lead bossing me around

 

[Splash]

How many drinks it gon take you to leave with meeeee

Girl, you look good, and I got money but i don't wanna waste my time

Spoiler

Sounds kinda rapey alie?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Exotica is going on right now in Chicago and they definitely wildin as usual

 

[Rozay Oro]

Add me if we cool rozayoro#1121

 

[Ol’Otis]

The Corner is the saddest show of all time

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[AStrangeName]

I almost died laughing, this shyt too funny

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Top 5 trending topics on The Coli right now are so cliched they sound like they were created in that Coli Threat Title Generator:


"Can we call this ultimate PAWGing?"

"Pete Davidson gets Kanye West’s kids tatted on his neck."

"6ix9ine sounding racist."

"Charlamagne is Asked if He Hates Black Women"

"Why you should never wife up a thick woman"

 

[Coolin']

Exotica is going on right now in Chicago and they definitely wildin as usual

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