Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Action Mike]

Stone sober from vices rest of the month

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I picked the wrong week to start a new job.

Today is my first day and I have zero energy.

I have to be there in a hour and I haven’t even got out of the bed yet.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

why is he mad .. both sides

5 dollar Indian bail out

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

One of my favorite samples.....



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[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Last time I got a haircut, I had to get up to pee twice like a kid.

I’m sitting outside the barbershop now, contemplating getting a slice of pizza, and a water, but then I’d most likely have to pee during my cut.

 

[staticshock]

One of the coldest flips ever

 

[Guile]

This dude I'm sharing a room with ( not my choice just how the army does things ) hovering over me asking me questions while I'm trying to look at ho's on my phone.

 

[iBrowse]

Yes?

How are you ?

 

[ORDER_66]

I need to get something to eat im thinking heavy grilled chicken salad with eggs

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Last time I got a haircut, I had to get up to pee twice like a kid.

I’m sitting outside the barbershop now, contemplating getting a slice of pizza, and a water, but then I’d most likely have to pee during my cut.

That's way too frequent fam.


Constant urination generally only happens to healthy men when they have a tract infection or a tumor in the pelvic area.



But you seem to be fine, but you're already calling it out.



Seems to be a longterm issue for you.


Unless you getting 2 hour hair cuts and fasting so all that water is filtering through you, so you're inclined to pee more.



But even then, I fast too, and i've never used the restroom at the barber shop.



Get yourself checked out mang.



I'm concerned aboot/care for you.



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[Dave24]

This dude I'm sharing a room with ( not my choice just how the army does things ) hovering over me asking me questions while I'm trying to look at ho's on my phone.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This fat nikka on an old episode of Divorce Court said the reason he married his wife is cause he seen her fat ass on a sex tape getting a train ran on her by other nikkas

 

[QueenSheba]

How are you ?

I’m great! How are you doing?

Are married yet? Do you have kids yet?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

That's way too frequent fam.


Constant urination generally only happens to healthy men when they have a tract infection or a tumor in the pelvic area.



But you seem to be fine, but you're already calling it out.



Seems to be a longterm issue for you.


Unless you getting 2 hour hair cuts and fasting so all that water is filtering through you, so you're inclined to pee more.



But even then, I fast too, and i've never used the restroom at the barber shop.



Get yourself checked out mang.



I'm concerned aboot/care for you.



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It was only that one time. There’s a bar down the street, and I had a couple beers before I went in.



I should have mentioned that part.

 

[ORDER_66]

This fat nikka on an old episode of Divorce Court said the reason he married his wife is cause he seen her fat ass on a sex tape getting a train ran on her by other nikkas