Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[High Art]

Naps women are divestors too?

Send them this way.

 

[ABlackMan]

Do any of yall with kids limit how often the grandparents get them lol real question...

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

shyt weird

Whenever i dated women outside my race

They shytted hard on the men of their race...

My ex wife was Chamorro (Guam)
And was beautiful

She stayed talking about how unattractive Chamorro men were

shyt was pathetic

Grass is always greener

 

[Rawtid]

Do any of yall with kids limit how often the grandparents get them lol real question...

I would never unless the grandparents are terrible or unfit.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[Rhapscallion Démone]

Starburst has the best jellybeans and lollipops

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This nikka Fahim cant rap for shyt gah damm

Off beat like Silk

 

[SNYC]

People are still talking about THAT topic? Weren't we worried about Putin going MAD 2 weeks ago?

 

[Guile]

Unless you are god-damned almost married to a chick she always has multiple dudes she is talking to and keeping in reserve.


You are just part of the roster.


Put me in coach.

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Lmao

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

nikka on Jesus and all 12 disciples the best shyt be when you not even trying to pull no bytches and the bytches just be falling in your lap. God is great nikka.

I just ordered Uber eats and went to go meet up the delivery person in the lobby. i get in the elevator while two bad ass chicks getting off. I thought they was together. But one of them was my delivery driver. I’m like damn my bad I’m high as hell. The bytch gon say I wanna be like you. I’m like hell yeah whatever bytch as I’m walking away with my food. And she say naw I’m serious. It’s at this moment that I realized how bad this lil bytch was. So we go to the crib. I got a shorty on the way that was 10 minutes away so wasn’t shyt about to go down. But I exchanged numbers with the bytch, and I’m knocking her down this weekend. bytch talking bout some we need to chill. bytch yes, you bout to get annihilated

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

One more thing I had to add:

One thing about it, this gas like a goddamn wing man. On God

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Lmao

She aint wrong tho

Same way hanging out with ugly
No mouf piece dudes fukk up ya vibe with hoes

Me and my cousin was with some lames 1 year at the Essence Fest
And any time hoes approached me and him
Them goofy mafukkas fukked it up

So we had to shake them dudes

 

[colicolicoli]

every time someone says something about whatever shirt I’m wearing i be thinking to myself

“so you was looking at my titties huh”

 

[SNYC]

Love cooking & eating

Just hate the prep & cleanup