Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Midtown Mayhem - Dark Nights for real. How does one get jacked with a knife while driving that tank of an Audi Quattro and what is that car in the front trying to do? So many questions

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Joe Pesci is mad asf. First of all, no one should take their car to Jiffy Lube- Cac is about to stroke out

 

[Stir Fry]

mhm

…and then have the nerve to run to facebook of all places, to express their displeasure about large entities being too involved in their lives

 

[ORDER_66]

goofy is a pimp

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I went to bed so fukking pissed off at the bulls, woke up still mad

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My cadet an old school cat daddy type nikka, one of these 60 year old cats who be on his playa type shyt

He was like “tenchi lemme show you some game” Had this 26 year old chick who nikka in jail, and she on speaker phone talmbout when my cadet coming out to see her…and that SHE paying for dinner…..talmbout he bout to drive up to Minnesota this weekend and wear her ass out. She not a bad looking shorty either

I was like I see you bossman, you got the glow

 

[PortCityProphet]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@iBrowse still stuntin on us broke nikkas with this Paris trip on Instagram

@TheLostOnes you see this shyt

 

[Rawtid]

I want a man that sounds like Barry White. They don’t make voices that deep anymore.

 

[Pseudonym]

What the hell man….


I legitimately got excited over an ad about a new Dawn professional degreaser detergent

 

[iBrowse]

@iBrowse still stuntin on us broke nikkas with this Paris trip on Instagram

@TheLostOnes you see this shyt

Lmao. I’ve been outside .

Plus I hardly post

Gonna post stuff from NY and London too

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Lmao. I’ve been outside .

Plus I hardly post

Gonna post stuff from NY and London too

Bing bong


Or bingeth bongeddy

 

[Rawtid]

"You will not find comfort in food".

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This 14 year old client girl I gotta take home is about to get slapped


Bro on my mama I don’t wanna have kids cause of shyt like this, I deadass hate teenagers