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about once a week i have a recurring dream that I merked somebody and im on the run

it always ends with me having to take a piss, right as Im about to get caught...then of course, I wake up...and go take a piss

this dream only occurs when I actually get 8hours in....and that only happens around Thursday when I force myself to go to bed at like 7 pm or some shyt...otherwise i cant get anymore than 3 hours at a time

whats wild is...the dream picks up from where it left off the last time, on some tv show shyt

got me thinking....what is the evolutionary function of dreams:jbhmm:

why do we go to sleep and have visions?

im bout to get drunk and fall down a rabbit hole like shyt this weekend
 

Boujee Bonita Braxton

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I have this one person who loves inviting me over but who’s house is NEVER clean.

I’m tired of trying to make up elaborate lies as to why I don’t want to come over. I’m gonna start telling the truth.

Your house is nasty and I don’t wanna sit among the filth. You still cool though. :yeshrug:
 

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Cac on cac road rage at Harris Teeter today :russ:

This old lady was in the middle of the intersection of the parking lot looking and moving like she didn't know where to go and this cac with what I'm assuming was his gay lover honked his horn at her for a good 10 seconds before he moved around her, cursing as he passed her :mjlol:
 

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:comeon: to those watching,

Yeah those asian shops this close to getting publixed
:mjlol:.......

:stopitslime: chinky eyed b*stards got me again:snoop:

:yeshrug: I keep thinking I'll get an honorable massage experience :noah: like ATL:noah: and 1 in China town NYC

:childplease: but these b*tches ....

:snoop: still don't want to get into it sufficient to say she was told:comeon: to lay there like a dead fish....

Paid for sh*tty married sex.

:francis: now I've been butt naked:ooh:

Put on my clothes w/ hard on:ooh:and have left before :ufdup:
:to:this time I needed that nut




 

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:pacspit: I'm going to list this places w/ sh*tty service from T.O. down to f*cking Miami :pacspit:

Only real one was the ATL:mjcry:

:patrice: and it was because I had no real plans or for thought to go there

They didn't know:leostare:
 

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:mjgrin: she was feminine :wow:

Attentive :takedat:

Satisfying :wow:

:ufdup: she was / is the only reason I've been giving you oriental b*t he's 2nd chance...

:mjpls: but no more.....
 
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