Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[I AM WE ARE]

Disclaimer: none of these old nikkas on here or irl gonna call me kid again.

Ma'am calm down

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I don't understand with all this soft supple beautiful sweet smelling women around, a man can say nah fukk that gimmie some dikk

 

[Barlow]

Life is fukked up right now. But oddly I’m content because I decided to do it and accept the consequences

 

[Rawtid]

The old white man in my mom's apartment, died last Friday. I had two, long, random conversations with him over the few years my mom has lived there, one being about a month ago. He was a retired correctional officer and we some how got on the subject of him driving long distance, speeding tickets and lying ass cops. He told a story of how an officer lied on him in court and he had a kinds of evidence for the judge. The judge finds out he's a CO and it's basically pig on pig crime. Then the officer got in whatever "trouble" they get. Any who he ended the convo with "The cops DO lie". Facts. RIP.

 

[levitate]

This one mother at the daycare is an absolute DIME

Imagine a tall Alicia Keys with waist-length hair, fit build, and a PHAT ass…

!!!!!

 

[Rell Lauren]

Former colleague of mine works at a hedge fund and is looking for help. She couldn't reach out directly to me because it would be seen as poaching from a rival. Headhunter just reached out to me and we're going to start the process today.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

 

[AStrangeName]

Say, are any of your alerts working for y'all? I notice that when I go to certain threads, it'll send me to the last page it assumed I last left off, even though I'm fully caught up, it'll still send me an month or two back.

 

[Pseudonym]

Just bought a cheap $50 microscope

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

That photo looked real familiar - if only the young gen were educated on that part of history they could channel that energy into a different type of warrior vibe. The comment about the Resemblance to looking like one of our cousins is right on the mark - literally:

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Sometimes we get so caught up in what society wants from us that we forget what we want from society. It makes sure to remind us that nothing in this world is free. That includes our contributions.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This one mother at the daycare is an absolute DIME

Imagine a tall Alicia Keys with waist-length hair, fit build, and a PHAT ass…

!!!!!

Bout to go talk to the lil shorty like “where ya moms at nikka”

 

[levitate]

Bout to go talk to the lil shorty like “where ya moms at nikka”

I be looking at dat ass surreptitiously.
Literally Top 5 most beautiful woman that I’ve seen in person.

 

[Rawtid]

Y’all don’t know nothing ‘bout Jeffrey Osbourne.