richaveli83
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Nothing worse than a woman with a pretty face but no ass and no titties! 
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She can buy both of those. Probably comes in a discount package nowadays.Nothing worse than a woman with a pretty face but no ass and no titties!
Piss with the dikk you got.
#itmakessense
#itmakessense
MajesticLion
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Why are you on crutches?Crutches hurt and I got shyt to do today outside
Katy Purry tripped you didn't she?Either tennis or rollerblading
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Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
Mac Tonite is eerie looking.
White women keep giving me free shyt and hooking me up when im out
Last night Me, my girl and her parents (who flew in from Oakland)
Went to see The Green Knight
So i went to the counter at Alamo Drafthouse the white lady smiled at me and asked if I was a veteran after looking at my hat
Then she was like "Don't worry about buying tickets, I'm the manager and I'm going to walk you guys in"
Then told me to ask for her whenever i come back
Today i bought some potted Calla Lilies along with my groceries at Kroger
This chick at the register used the scan gun and pretended to scan them and didnt ring up the flowers
Last week I was with my girl at a restaurant and the white chick waitress brought over some appetizers we didnt order and said it was on the house
Then she didn't charge us for the martini my girl had or the Coke Zero i had
Last night Me, my girl and her parents (who flew in from Oakland)
Went to see The Green Knight
So i went to the counter at Alamo Drafthouse the white lady smiled at me and asked if I was a veteran after looking at my hat
Then she was like "Don't worry about buying tickets, I'm the manager and I'm going to walk you guys in"
Then told me to ask for her whenever i come back
Today i bought some potted Calla Lilies along with my groceries at Kroger
This chick at the register used the scan gun and pretended to scan them and didnt ring up the flowers
Last week I was with my girl at a restaurant and the white chick waitress brought over some appetizers we didnt order and said it was on the house
Then she didn't charge us for the martini my girl had or the Coke Zero i had
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I really don't know what part of my psyche this heffa came from but she looks like she'd be voiced by Cardi b. Just started back drawing and this what pops out
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Playing along with Ernie’s riff on Summer Breeze 
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Too tired to think of something witty to say...
Have you watched the Isley brothers tiny desk yet? Amazing!!!Playing along with Ernie’s riff on Summer Breeze