Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Neuromancer]

You're a biologist right?

 

[Pseudonym]

You're a biologist right?

Yes, marine biologist

 

[Pseudonym]

My patient's rooms smell so bad I'm wearing 2 masks

are they dead?

 

[Rozay Oro]

I have slim limbs and look like I’m 15. But I still get a gut after eating lmao.

 

[Pseudonym]

Fukk you from the bottom of my heart Rozay




I hate chu, women bloat on their cycles

 

[iBrowse]

@Matt504

 

[iBrowse]

No thread on Andrew Cuomo ?

 

[Matt504]

@Matt504

@Gator Reloaded @Kamala Harris

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

My oldest son starts middle school tomorrow.


How did this happen? How did he get so old?

I’m going to be crying real tears tomorrow at the bus stop.

I wonder if he would be opposed to me driving him to school and walking him to class instead.

 

[Rozay Oro]

Fukk you from the bottom of my heart Rozay




I hate chu, women bloat on their cycles

Lmaoooo I didn’t know that chit my bad ma

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Patient 1- man you hear Donald died, ya man good ol Donald
Patient 2- nah not Donald, he was a good dude but when it's your time it's your time
Patient 1- man life too short
Patient 2- so when he go, wait a minute, I'm Donald! I'm dead?! Ahhh naw not like this
Old people funny

 

[I AM WE ARE]

My oldest son starts middle school tomorrow.


How did this happen? How did he get so old?

I’m going to be crying real tears tomorrow at the bus stop.

I wonder if he would be opposed to me driving him to school and walking him to class instead.

don't do lil man like that, kids are brutal

 

[Pseudonym]

Lmaoooo I didn’t know that chit my bad ma

Yooooooooo you called me fat low key and tried to help

 

[Pseudonym]

don't do lil man like that, kids are brutal

I took my kids school ID photo today.



They thought I was a senior.



I sat my ass down like they told me to and smiled on 3. Not tryna get detention.






My kid is gonna hate me….he’s not here right now but I needed to pick up his stuff from school. He’s gonna have a nice surprise first day of school

 

[TYBG]

Hope this teleworking continues. Crab legs for lunch