When a bytch need help and you giving her solid advice but it ain’t good enough for herI normally don’t have female friends but bih always lets me eat her food at her spot, even exchange for the bs drama she makes up
Is the drama/ advice-giving done during your feasts?
stfu and listen to her problems 
Nah. Always when I’m out doing random shyt. She’s chill asf when I’m going thru the fridge/cabinets and eating up
If so,
Oh damn you one of them old heads that need a week to recover after a night out huh?
this mojito hitting hard right now
My tolerance is waaaaaaaay too low, I don’t think I can finish this drink
Oh damn you one of them old heads that need a week to recover after a night out huh?
Yea I’m just sitting here giggling on my phone in AppleBees by myself lmao looking like a damn fool, I’m gonna go walk over and get my foots done for an hour so I can sober up.
This drink was $10.99 , ain’t letting shyt go to waste
This is my mom date to myself, don’t judge me!!!!!!! This is how I stay sane with twins!!! Wednesday = My day!!!!! B
Breh on his light skin mission, weird but I’ll allow itAlhamdullilah for light bright women
Light bright women, make life worth living
them restaurant folks wanted 3 years experience for basic busboys when I first applied and I still fw them joints cuz I don’t like working security and no dice. Let them a$$holes drown
U must have just started itThe handmaiden’s tale is so good but it’s hard to watch back to back, this shyt a woman’s nightmare
