Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[86\*/98]

Just caught myself getting mad at my remote for not understanding me clearly the first time I yelled a command at it. Spoiled first-world fukk I am.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The city put out a bunch of scooters for people to ride, and the kids keep riding around up and down the street. Besides the fact that cars zoom up and down the street, people zip around corners on the street, and almost get hit.

I don’t want to be the grumpy old man who ruins the party, but this is pretty dangerous.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Just caught myself getting mad at my remote for not understanding me clearly the first time I yelled a command at it. Spoiled first-world fukk I am.

I sat in my passenger seat the other day when my girl was driving, and realized the seat has manual controls, as opposed to the electric controls on my side. I had to move it back manually like a peasant.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

There is a little black cat that comes through my yard. I didn’t want to feed her, because my neighbor feeds cats, and they are a nuisance.


BUT, I saw she had a tiny kitten, and I felt bad, so I put some food near where she was. I went inside, and looked out the window. 3 more kittens popped out from behind the brick wall.



I feel bad, but I just realized that’s going to be 5 grown ass cats in a bit that won’t go away. I’m catset, but I’m not cat piss and stray cats roaming around-set

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

There is a little black cat that comes through my yard. I didn’t want to feed her, because my neighbor feeds cats, and they are a nuisance.


BUT, I saw she had a tiny kitten, and I felt bad, so I put some food near where she was. I went inside, and looked out the window. 3 more kittens popped out from behind the brick wall.



I feel bad, but I just realized that’s going to be 5 grown ass cats in a bit that won’t go away. I’m catset, but I’m not cat piss and stray cats roaming around-set

I knew you'd see the light

 

[blockburna420]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

That father is a bytch

How u let a mafukka shoot ya child and u giving interviews


shyt supposed to be murder that mafukka off top

 

[ORDER_66]

I sat in my passenger seat the other day when my girl was driving, and realized the seat has manual controls, as opposed to the electric controls on my side. I had to move it back manually like a peasant.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I knew you'd see the light

Not so fast

I’m just trying to protect my garden and pavers.

 

[Ol’Otis]

That father is a bytch

How u let a mafukka shoot ya child and u giving interviews


shyt supposed to be murder that mafukka off top

I feel the same way about Trayvon Martin’s father

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Not so fast

I’m just trying to protect my garden and pavers.

And Dogset is just trying to protect the world . We on the same page

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Either this is trolling, or this woman was raised in one of those ultra conservative Christian families that doesn’t teach their children about sex or human bodies.

I bet she thinks her husband can hit the baby in the head when fukking.

And how the hell could she have not asked the doctor or midwife this question?

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

And Dogset is just trying to protect the world . We on the same page

Not quite