Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[At30wecashout]

Bruh,

my girl is here, fine as a mf, and generally always ready to get it on.

I wish she had something to do today so I could beat off

 

[King]

I couldn’t cop muscle car like a hellcat because literally every other dude on the road got one

Anyways I fukks with my Honda, keeps it clean, and waxed

 

[Neuromancer]

who said anything about dating


And if we were dating I don’t have an issue being with a woman with kids

my mistake breh.

 

[The M.I.C.]

who said anything about dating


And if we were dating I don’t have an issue being with a woman with kids

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

"If you entertain foolishness, you become part of the show."

A wise man,

Respectfully

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Does Lowe’s accept shrubbery for returns?



I hope they do

I know Home Depot does. Last year I planted some rose bushes in my front yard, and they died.



I went back to look at some other options, and some guy who was shopping told me the proper way to plant them, and said I can bring them back if they stay dead.

But they revived!

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Tolerance for bullshyt been non existent since them 30s hit

Makes me legit furious I couldn’t be on this wave in my 20s, could have saved so much time and stress smh

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

6,400 legal documents to review by tomorrow. Procrastination is the devil- and I’m still procrastinating by being in here; why did I wait so long; those multiple and midway afternoon naps weren’t a good idea. And of course, they give the black woman all of the Spanish language legal documents to translate.

Teleconf -“Nicole, don’t you know Spanish - can you translate to English and give us your sign off “
Me- But I’m not fluent enough to
He- your best is better than nothing.
what I heard -We’ve heard your dad speak at that event from 6 yrs ago and have appointed you defacto translator ever since- ask him if you need help or use your blanglish skills= reduced billables. Si, Jefe y Patrona.

 

[Stir Fry]

@Road20
@YakSpiller
@Jasonmask

Senorita bread from Starbread in San pablo

 

[Ol’Otis]

@til november
@LaBellaNicole0416.NYC

“Devil worshiper or white rapper”

 

[Road20]

@Road20
@YakSpiller
@Jasonmask

Senorita bread from Starbread in San pablo

Yessir lol. That shyt is smackin

 

[Pseudonym]

@LaBellaNicole0416.NYC why you mad at me?



What’d I do?!?

 

[Pseudonym]

When ppl that are only a few years older wanna call you a kideven in a casual context that shyt weird to me

I’m guilty of this...I’m in my 30s ...25 under get called kid

 

[Krisrunner2049]

I’m guilty of this...I’m in my 30s ...25 under get called kid

Cool. Now adding you to the list stacked with all the other old heads who wanna call us young adults “kids” . Put some respek on it