Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ORDER_66]

I went downstairs to make breakfast, and looked outside. The lid of my garbage can was open and knocked over. I went outside to close it and stand it up, and ALL the garbage cans on my street are open.



Did someone go garbage picking last night, or did the city open all the lids for collection today?


There was a lot of wind last night, but what are the chances the wind knocked everyone’s lids off?

Racc00ns?!?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Racc00ns?!?

Possibly

 

[Prynce]

Lol you mean your niece/nephew?

lol ye but I wasnt serious

I love them

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Tenchi® Ryu™ flow

nikka telling her uterus he got next dibs

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Prynce]

She get so wet

all I got to do is touch her

 

[ORDER_66]

Can't believe I spent $400 on a gawddamn couch...

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Cool car thing

Our buses are Ford and with it comes that fake manual shift gear that allows you to control the computer when to let the car shift up and down, almost like driving a manual car.

So when I’m cruising and not in stop and go traffic like today I like to drive in the manual gear shift....this really the only time I get to drive a manual other than forza

 

[Pseudonym]

@Tenchi® Ryu™ flow

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Oakland brehs, I saw a few cars along the freeway last night without ppl in em. Just parked on the shoulder. Are those stolen cars that ppl ditched or were they just abandoned? Either way oakland sketchy asf

 

[Aceofspades404]

I hate when I have a coupon for something and can’t find anything to buy lol

 

[Rawtid]

Can't believe I spent $400 on a gawddamn couch...

That’s cheap for a couch.

 

[Pseudonym]

That’s cheap for a couch.

I’m saying

 

[Pseudonym]

I’m starting like these country songs

Lyrics are funny as hell, especially the men


Don’t get a white country woman mad or she’ll smash your car, burn your house, take the dog, and wreck your plants, (<<< was just told it’s wreck your plans, lmao I was gonna say that’s petty as hell)fukk your cousin and wish you happiness so it can be ripped away from you
(From real songs)