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Cat piss martini
Veteran
dead ass just got off the phone with
my mama who has been binge watching
some bullshyt about women and men with money.
mama: are you ever approached by gold diggers?
me: mama......i'm the gold digger.
mama: what are you talking about?
me: enjoy that 85 inch samsung ole lady.
mama:
I throw this dikk like a javalin.
my mama who has been binge watching
some bullshyt about women and men with money.
mama: are you ever approached by gold diggers?
me: mama......i'm the gold digger.
mama: what are you talking about?
me: enjoy that 85 inch samsung ole lady.
mama:
I throw this dikk like a javalin.
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
A wasteland
PortCityProphet
Follow me to the truth
I just had a wild ass dream.
I was sitting in a city council meeting where they were about to announce giving reparations to black people in that city. They were reading the results of the voting for it out loud and it was bout to pass and then this white bytch named Jill on the council interrupted and pulled the entire council to the side, they huddled and met. After they got done the other lady went back to reading it outloud and she was stumbling over words. Somebody in the crowd said "why she tripping over the words" and the black lady reading yelled back "cause she changed it!"
She finished reading it and announced black folks weren't getting anything. Boy nikkas got pissed! The white lady Jill hauled ass out the building and ran across the street, folks were chasing her. Police tried to put up barricades but folks were jumping them. One dude climbed the side of the building and tried to pull her out the window.
Eventually Jill started to come downstairs to try to explain herself to a crowd of angry black folks but she tripped and fell down the stairs on her face. Everybody laughed at her
When she got up she had a super fat ass and some booty shorts, basically some draws on
She start yelling at people and someone from the crowd said "this like last year when you were talking to hitler!" She replied "I said he was my psychic !"
at that point a black woman with a fro burst through another entrance and was trying to get to Jill but the people who were protecting Jill ended up throwing her out into the crowd of black people.
Thats when folks started rushing the area Jill was.
Then I woke up.
Moral of the dream...don't elect pawgs named Jill to anything, they can be your worse enemy
I was sitting in a city council meeting where they were about to announce giving reparations to black people in that city. They were reading the results of the voting for it out loud and it was bout to pass and then this white bytch named Jill on the council interrupted and pulled the entire council to the side, they huddled and met. After they got done the other lady went back to reading it outloud and she was stumbling over words. Somebody in the crowd said "why she tripping over the words" and the black lady reading yelled back "cause she changed it!"
She finished reading it and announced black folks weren't getting anything. Boy nikkas got pissed! The white lady Jill hauled ass out the building and ran across the street, folks were chasing her. Police tried to put up barricades but folks were jumping them. One dude climbed the side of the building and tried to pull her out the window.
Eventually Jill started to come downstairs to try to explain herself to a crowd of angry black folks but she tripped and fell down the stairs on her face. Everybody laughed at her
When she got up she had a super fat ass and some booty shorts, basically some draws on
She start yelling at people and someone from the crowd said "this like last year when you were talking to hitler!" She replied "I said he was my psychic !
"at that point a black woman with a fro burst through another entrance and was trying to get to Jill but the people who were protecting Jill ended up throwing her out into the crowd of black people.
Thats when folks started rushing the area Jill was.
Then I woke up.
Moral of the dream...don't elect pawgs named Jill to anything, they can be your worse enemy
If you opened this spoiler. Welcome to the rest of his life.
Purpose of this post:
Your boy is going to make this announcement once and he'll leave it at this...
Goal:
By May Day 2021, he will have posted his first youtube video.
End game:
To be one of the most famous Youtuber's of all time. With content unlike anything you will ever see. That's all he can disclose until the material is recorded, edited and uploaded.
(For he will never bring this up again... but just keep a look out for him as he will change the game as we know it --- forever)
The name/Youtube Channel:
"Misadventures of the 40 Year Old Virgin..."
Luck:
Wish it to him.
(Because he's going to take the world by storm... thunder and lightening. Just watch 'em. Ambitious, yes... because the ambition is there. Yeah)
Sincerely:
Purpose of this post:
Your boy is going to make this announcement once and he'll leave it at this...
Goal:
By May Day 2021, he will have posted his first youtube video.
End game:
To be one of the most famous Youtuber's of all time. With content unlike anything you will ever see. That's all he can disclose until the material is recorded, edited and uploaded.
(For he will never bring this up again... but just keep a look out for him as he will change the game as we know it --- forever)
The name/Youtube Channel:
"Misadventures of the 40 Year Old Virgin..."
Luck:
Wish it to him.
(Because he's going to take the world by storm... thunder and lightening. Just watch 'em. Ambitious, yes... because the ambition is there. Yeah)
Sincerely:
Binstaman, fka Binye East
aka Howie D. The 40 Year Old (Born Again) Virgin (that's his schtick and he sticking to it. lol)
Dated and Signed:
H.D. - March 14, 2021
(Now Let's Create...)
Dated and Signed:
H.D. - March 14, 2021
(Now Let's Create...)
richaveli83
Veteran
Was vibing with a chick on Hinge last night/this morning at work until I took a further look on her profile. She identified herself as a cisgender woman. I quickly lost interest.
richaveli83
Veteran
View media item 13706I just had a wild ass dream.
I was sitting in a city council meeting where they were about to announce giving reparations to black people in that city. They were reading the results of the voting for it out loud and it was bout to pass and then this white bytch named Jill on the council interrupted and pulled the entire council to the side, they huddled and met. After they got done the other lady went back to reading it outloud and she was stumbling over words. Somebody in the crowd said "why she tripping over the words" and the black lady reading yelled back "cause she changed it!"
She finished reading it and announced black folks weren't getting anything. Boy nikkas got pissed! The white lady Jill hauled ass out the building and ran across the street, folks were chasing her. Police tried to put up barricades but folks were jumping them. One dude climbed the side of the building and tried to pull her out the window.
Eventually Jill started to come downstairs to try to explain herself to a crowd of angry black folks but she tripped and fell down the stairs on her face. Everybody laughed at her
When she got up she had a super fat ass and some booty shorts, basically some draws on
She start yelling at people and someone from the crowd said "this like last year when you were talking to hitler!" She replied "I said he was my psychic !
at that point a black woman with a fro burst through another entrance and was trying to get to Jill but the people who were protecting Jill ended up throwing her out into the crowd of black people.
Thats when folks started rushing the area Jill was.
Then I woke up.
Moral of the dream...don't elect pawgs named Jill to anything, they can be your worse enemy
Lol I always tell people to “pump up the jams” when no music is playing.
Was vibing with a chick on Hinge last night/this morning at work until I took a further look on her profile. She identified herself as a cisgender woman. I quickly lost interest.
I wouldn’t let that be a deal breaker these days. It’s just the times we’re living in and she’s probably just playing it safe.
TheKongoEmpire
A Wilsonian Garveyite
I'll be damned if I get sucked into this kevin samuels cesspool. I refuse.
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Gas stations adding Apple Pay to the pumps has been a godsend
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
I’m officially over the hill brehitos
Still slappin n mobbin tho
Happy b day big bro
gone head and get those aarp papers out the mailbox