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I swear I could just smother this nikka and collect the insurance money....


:mindblown: How the fukk do you snore so damn loud but don’t wake up?!?
 

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Man these rental property companies don't be giving a fukk man.

I went up in there lying talking bout I lost my job to covid and I'm gonna have to break my lease.

bytch talking bout it's gon be 2 months rent.
I said thats kinda hard to do when I won't have an income :gucci:

Then I gotta pay to get the carpet cleaned and new drip pans for the stove, I'm like muafukka i don't own this bytch thats what the hell yall sposed to do :mjtf:

These muafukkas have every single thing in their favor.
I hope this bytch burn down the day I leave :pacspit:
 

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Listening to other people’s relationship problems can really give you some perspective. :francis:

I was just on the phone with my home girl and she’s venting to me about her break up and the final straw that broke them.


Her - “...So we’re in the house with his brother and we start arguing. I get mad and throw the clothes hanger at him and you know how nikkas are. He jumps on me and start punching me in my face and slapping me. I’m begging him to stop because how he gonna do me like that in front of his brother? He could have at least waited for his brother to leave to fight me like that. It was embarrassing.

Me - (on the other end of the phone) :picard: Ummmm....yeah, Girl. He....he ain’t have to do you like that.

Her - EXACTLY! So anyway....he leaves and I start calling him back to back begging him to not leave me and to come back so we can work it out. Is it crazy that I don’t want him to leave me?


Me - :snoop:


I didn’t want to sound like I was judging so I just made sure to let her know that she deserves better and that if she needs me, that I’m here to talk. :yeshrug:
 
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