Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Dr. Narcisse]

I remember they hyped the shyt outta breezy being in this for him to die in the first 25 mins

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Pseudonym]

Who the fukk is Madonna’s plastic surgeon???

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

"Folks can curse themselves worse than any spell you come up with. Just stand back baby" Leela Ahyoka Philips aka LuLu♡

 

[iBrowse]

@iBrowse ...

 

[letti cook]

I remember my mema popped me in the mouth for singing this in Sunday school

my homegirl stopped texting me "wyd" cause i always replied "chilln at the holiday innnnnnn"...she was not amused

 

[letti cook]

i dont know how, when or why this started...but every time Betty White trends, i be thinkin she passed...hitting that "not Betty " like she aint damn near a hunid

 

[Pseudonym]

 

[Pseudonym]

my homegirl stopped texting me "wyd" cause i always replied "chilln at the holiday innnnnnn"...she was not amused

that’s some shyt I would do

 

[Pseudonym]

I remember my mema popped me in the mouth for singing this in Sunday school

My Dad popped me in my mouth in the car for singing Bow Wows Puppy Love (how ironic) saying I was being too fast.

That’s probably why I’m catset now that I think about it.

 

[Teal.]

About to go get my vaccine shot... Wish me luck

 

[letti cook]

My Dad popped me in my mouth in the car for singing Bow Wows Puppy Love (how ironic) saying I was being too fast.

That’s probably why I’m catset now that I think about it.

damn, not for Puppy Love tho

i caught a BEATDOWN over this :


my grandpa was sippin his morning coffee and heard 11 year old me in the den:

peep this one sec, i got some pimp shyt for that ass
have you ever smacked a bytch, have you ever counted a thousand in cash
if you aint did that shyt before get the fukk out my face
for i pull this tre 8 out my muthafukkin waist

if you dont do it, ima do it, nikkas be acting so bad
that question you asked, i could smack a bytch while i count a mill in a cash
so aint no thing, gave a nikka some room for i bust
who gives a fukk about a bytch, im tryna get a nut, get to fukkin or get up

he let me get the whole shyt off, then let me have it


i deserved the shyt outta that whoopin

 

[Germms]

That "red pill" lifestyle shyt is really corny. Bunch of grown nikkas soaking up youtube video knowledge. You're not even your own man at that point. lol

Its nothing wrong with taking advice but when you start to title yourself "red pill" and reference videos all day. It's kinda to me. Be your own man. Make mistakes and learn. Simple.

 

[Payroll]

 

[Pseudonym]

Life Hack:

If you have allergies to dust and dander, some insurance companies cover carpet cleaning 2x a year