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I shouldn’t need to have a copy of my genealogy results on deck to be considered black.
 
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I had an appointment, sat in the car in the parking lot texting for 20 minutes, had my appointment, and noticed I locked my keys in the car.

:snoop:

I’m sitting here waiting for AAA
:to:
 

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I had an appointment, sat in the car in the parking lot texting for 20 minutes, had my appointment, and noticed I locked my keys in the car.

:snoop:

I’m sitting here waiting for AAA
:to:

Happens to the best of us.

When I did it it was freezing cold, raining, dark as hell , cheap ass umbrella kept flipping up. Worked in a bad area and this man asked me where he could buy some weed. I couldn’t go inside because I was one of the last to leave and the alarm was set.
Stepped in a puddle so I had wet shoes until hubby came so I could wait in his car.


:deadmanny: I got my keys out and tried to start the car, battery was dead.


:sadbron: I boohooed cried, I was having a comedic horrible day.
 
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Happens to the best of us.

When I did it it was freezing cold, raining, dark as hell , cheap ass umbrella kept flipping up. Worked in a bad area and this man asked me where he could buy some weed. I couldn’t go inside because I was one of the last to leave and the alarm was set.
Stepped in a puddle so I had wet shoes until hubby came so I could wait in his car.


:deadmanny: I got my keys out and tried to start the car, battery was dead.


:sadbron: I boohooed cried, I was having a comedic horrible day.

Damn!

if it makes you feel better, I dropped my keys in a storm drain last year. A cop came with one of those hooks to open cars, and Wegmans gave me two wire hangers taped together and I taped it to the hook.

And nobody has keys to my house, so I would have been SCREWED
 

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Damn!

if it makes you feel better, I dropped my keys in a storm drain last year. A cop came with one of those hooks to open cars, and Wegmans gave me two wire hangers taped together and I taped it to the hook.

And nobody has keys to my house, so I would have been SCREWED


:sadcam: That’s a big fear of mine. That and the little gap in the elevator.

75-B4-E117-0906-459-A-B2-C3-72249-FFE7459.jpg


Now I don’t have ANY house keys. We have the smart lock.

:ehh: It even automatically locks after 5 minutes
 
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:sadcam: That’s a big fear of mine. That and the little gap in the elevator.

75-B4-E117-0906-459-A-B2-C3-72249-FFE7459.jpg


Now I don’t have ANY house keys. We have the smart lock.

:ehh: It even automatically locks after 5 minutes

Yeah that gap gives me nightmares but I try not to think about it, because I probably manifested dropping the keys in the storm drain, because before I went in, I thought “damn, it would suck to drop your keys in there”, and dammit that’s what happened.
 

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I'm investing in a Denman brush and adjustable heat flat irons. I have a chi iron but it goes to 392 degrees and my hair is fine so it's bone straight but limp. I have an appointment Wednesday so hopefully a professional styling and fresh cut will jazz up my little follicles.
 
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