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LoMax30

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I'm not sure if I'm becoming :flabbynsick: or if my friend is a weirdo :jbhmm:

A friend of mine is pushing 40 and still single, dating, etc. That's cool but when we talk he tells me details about his dates that I think aren't really necessary, especially at our age. "Yeah, Claudine got some wet azz pwussy :steviej:" "I smashed Shantelle and she got hers but I didn't even get to finish :mjgrin:" "I let her ride and then she was flowing like a fountain :mjlit:"

I don't need to hear all that :what: If you gonna tell me you smashed ok cool but I don't really like hearing the more graphic details of people's exploits..maybe it's just me though :yeshrug:
 

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what are they made of?
wheat protein.

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I'm not sure if I'm becoming :flabbynsick: or if my friend is a weirdo :jbhmm:

A friend of mine is pushing 40 and still single, dating, etc. That's cool but when we talk he tells me details about his dates that I think aren't really necessary, especially at our age. "Yeah, Claudine got some wet azz pwussy :steviej:" "I smashed Shantelle and she got hers but I didn't even get to finish :mjgrin:" "I let her ride and then she was flowing like a fountain :mjlit:"

I don't need to hear all that :what: If you gonna tell me you smashed ok cool but I don't really like hearing the more graphic details of people's exploits..maybe it's just me though :yeshrug:

Nah after a certain age its like damn nikka I dont even care bout all that
We been getting p*ssy for decades now :unimpressed:
 

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Can't get shyt done today, 1st major snowstorm here in Cleveland with 8-12" outside, power keeps cutting off and on all day. About to get a few UPS boxes for these pc's and network storage units.

EMS has flew past my house 6 times already.
 

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Hol up whats going on here :picard:
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she was being lazy and made me answer the door. I’m on a floor where I’m short other floor had more aids. So, I said why you ain’t ask them??? She yelled and said cause they busy ( like we not busy too). So, I go answer it and of course it’s a dude dropping off meds I can’t take them. I told her it’s narcs I can’t get it so you better go get it :umad: she then gonna ask me all mean if he still at the door :wtf: I said of course :dahell:. That’s why she got a fake dirty diaper on her cart :youngsabo:
 

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she was being lazy and made me answer the door. I’m on a floor where I’m short other floor had more aids. So, I said why you ain’t ask them??? She yelled and said cause they busy ( like we not busy too). So, I go answer it and of course it’s a dude dropping off meds I can’t take them. I told her it’s narcs I can’t get it so you better go get it :umad: she then gonna ask me all mean if he still at the door :wtf: I said of course :dahell:. That’s why she got a fake dirty diaper on her cart :youngsabo:

:leostare: Where’d the diaper come from? You can’t be wasting good diapers outchea
 
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