Some OnlyFans hooker posted this on my Twitter feed. The caption got me.
Somebody stole one of the pumpkins on my lawn.
The sensor on the camera didn’t pick it up.
Some OnlyFans hooker posted this on my Twitter feed. The caption got me.
What 3rd world country you live inThe mf water is off in the neighborhood. I don’t feel like this, like I have a choice though.
I want some coffee but I’m in a coffee desert and I don’t want to be up all night.