You are so mean.
You are so mean.
I got my flu shot. Yes, I've all heard all of the conspiracy theories including the one where the shot is actually government nano-technology inserted into you to keep track of you at all times. If that's true, then I feel sorry for the poor guy who keeps track of me because I'm a boring person.
Just as I was about to hit the "checkout" button on this order, my internet cut out. The universe is tryna tell me to chill but imma just order it from my phone.