You are so mean.
You are so mean.
My friends gonna clown the hell outta meI got my flu shot. Yes, I've all heard all of the conspiracy theories including the one where the shot is actually government nano-technology inserted into you to keep track of you at all times. If that's true, then I feel sorry for the poor guy who keeps track of me because I'm a boring person.
Just as I was about to hit the "checkout" button on this order, my internet cut out. The universe is tryna tell me to chill but imma just order it from my phone.

