Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Ever since I was a kid I got a bad habit of eating icing straight outta the container


When it time for a cake to be made shyt nowhere to be found or barely any

fukk those Betty Crocker joints up like they’re a cup of noodles and shyt

 

[Big Boda]

When my confidence is shaken and I'm feeling down...i look up and some beautiful woman is staring at me like I'm so important... not cappin or humble bragging. its an intensity that i don't feel..worthy of.

You ever have a woman look at you like you mean everything? its weird when you know you haven't done anything to earn that.

 

[The BasedFather]

So last Tuesday I got a company car from my job and this is my first car ever. It’s a 2018/19 Dodge Caravan and has about 4500 miles on it. What’s the process of getting an oil change? Do I just pull up to the shop and do it. Idk shyt about cars.

Yep just pull in and they'll tell you to pop the hood and handle the rest from there.

 

[The BasedFather]

This my last year in Michigan. Going to California where I belong next year

 

[Pazzy]

 

[nose hair]

@Buckeye Fever @alexander. @The Hierophant @stomachlines @Barnett114 yall ever wanna see LA again just close ur eyes and listen to this

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

 

[Ol’Otis]

Watching Rosewood getting mad

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

 

[At30wecashout]

My girl and I probably the only people in 2020 saying “yo mama” in response to insults.

 

[Ol’Otis]

making my way down Vermont
walking fast
the Hoova's are out
all I see is orange rags

 

[BeeGoinCrazy]

If my unc (by marriage) get this bubble caprice fixed up, I may have to cop as a weekend car if, my auntie (blood) allows it

The car an ashy blue rn but I want it to look something like this only with a posi rear end and I’m fine

B Body Chevy’s brehs

 

[Elle Driver]

I love you Earl Simmons

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I love you Earl Simmons

Oh shyt- he died???!!