Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[fkthisgaysite]

Bruh I'm bout to ban my mom from texting. She make shyt so difficult.

Why do you keep screenshotting shyt instead of sending the damn url? She keeps thinking i can view the entire page that way and I've explained several times exactly how to do all this tech shyt.

I mean she works from home for Capital One using all sorts of programs on her DOUBLE MONITOR COMPUTER SET UP and she also taught herself how to use a Cameo II along with a heat press. So idk where the damn confusion with simple shyt comes from.

Bought to steal her phone n throw it in tha toilet next time I see her tho.

 

[Payroll]

That pill had me on some

Getting daps from brehs I don't know.

It's like my drink refused to spill.

I felt like the embodiment of the catpiss martini gif / money mitch shining in the club.

Allah even tried to bestow unto thee a li'pawg thang.

 

[Pazzy]

I'm high as hell.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Like I said before, folks can believe what they wanna believe but I’ve been witness to the numerous times the lord has had my back and tonight was yet another instance.

Car oil light came on and then the engine light then the shyt just stopped on me. Wasn’t asking for this shyt. So I got it towed to the Kia service center and will setup shyt tomorrow morning

Chopping it up with the tow driver cause having good conversation with folks is my thing, it’s why I’m so good at my job. He noticed me wearing my vest and recognized the company logo and knew I was a driver.


Guessed how much I was making...and asked how would 37 dollars an hour sound. Turns out my tow truck driver is doing his side gig and he’s a union member of the Chicago waste and sanitation department. That man told me finish up in my cdl permit and call him when the license finalized so he can get me behind a garbage truck.


Just like that my life bout to change....unbelievable

 

[Ol’Otis]

“I want you so soft and sweet”
“Looking like she might be available”

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

“I want you so soft and sweet”
“Looking like she might be available”

The things I'd do to get those in my mouth....

shyt the only reason I entertained my ex last month was to get a walmart brand version of them titties

 

[Stir Fry]

 

[CinnaSlim]

Im so fat
I had goulash and cornbread for breakfast/lunch
Chicken/broccoli alfredo for dinner

And now I got a bowl of mac n cheese, glazed carrots and salmon cakes

 

[Illuminatos]

iPhone 11 + AirPods is such a potent combination.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Uber is so trash out here now. High prices and long waits. They just matched me to a ride that’s 20 mins away - it was still in SF - I’m at the Oakland airport, why the hell would I wait 20 mins for a car to arrive for a ride that’s only 14 mins to my house.

 

[TheLostOnes]

My uncle doing illegal shyt just so I can make it to my interview in time

 

[TheLostOnes]

Still don't think I'm making this in time smh though

 

[fkthisgaysite]

That pill had me on some

Getting daps from brehs I don't know.

It's like my drink refused to spill.

I felt like the embodiment of the catpiss martini gif / money mitch shining in the club.

Allah even tried to bestow unto thee a li'pawg thang.

Lost my shyt at this

 

[letti cook]

 

[old pig]

yikes...entered this thread by accident...leaving on purpose