Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
That's a fukked up frozen pizza...can tell by the burn mark on the top crust...
He ain't cook that shyt right
Today my barber called me "daddy" and now I think I need to find another one
I been going to this guy since September and he's been giving me the best haircuts I've ever gotten honestly. But I sit in his chair today and he says, "So what we doing today, Daddy?"
Immediately, I heard sombody at the other side of the barbershop say, "What?!"
My barber looked at him and had a angry, shameful look on his face like he knew he fukked up. Then he looked back down at me, but I had to break eye contact, I just didn't feel right after that. I would've got up and left, but I drive from Los Angeles to Pasadena for that cut; wasent trying to waste that trip.
Then the vibe during the haircut was off. Usually we talk about the Lakers n shyt, but this time it was quiet. And all jokes aside, this was the worst haircut I got from him (not completely bad, but it don't compare to the ones I got from him in the past).
shyt is just "off". He is a old-head, so maybe he should get a pass for that, but Idk. Very conflicted right now
The flavors
Who the fukk eats catfish and goddamn waffles.. @ItsMeButters @Tenchi® Ryu™ explain this treachery please?
Today my barber called me "daddy" and now I think I need to find another one
I sit in his chair today and he says, "So what we doing today, Daddy?"
Immediately, I heard sombody at the other side of the barbershop say, "What?!"
In Mos Def mind...yesBecause hot chocolate is the go-to beverage for a fish lunch.
Woken up by my neighbors at 5am having a yelling match and turned into fighting. All I hear is you aint going to do shyt nikka and all I saw was white boys out there.
Police arrived soon as I got my ass up.
He's not white and he's just joking bruh bruhNegged cac
He's not white and he's just joking bruh bruh