Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

The 95-5 Rule

Have you ever heard of the 95-5 Rule? It goes like this: About 95 percent of problems, symptoms, issues, and challenges can be effectively addressed by making significant changes to only 5 percent of the processes, the people, or the technology. Focus like a laser beam on the 5 percent of the solution that can make a real difference right now.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Neighbor on the opposite side of this wall woke me up with his music at 3am. I really wanna fukk him up badly after banging on the wall and he hasn't turned it down. What's a peaceful way of handling this besides waiting til 9am to go to the office?

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Neighbor on the opposite side of this wall woke me up with his music at 3am. I really wanna fukk him up badly after banging on the wall and he hasn't turned it down. What's a peaceful way of handling this besides waiting til 9am to go to the office?

Buy an EMP.

 

[ba'al]

SO I'm jamming some music and my rude ass neighbor starts to bang on the wall. Waiting to 9am to introduce him to my glock. You not going to interrupt my James Brown session and get away with it.

 

[ba'al]

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Gen z Black men need to be taught pimp culture. Mack culture needs to come back because what I'm seeing is sad.

 

[Clay Puppington]

SO I'm jamming some music and my rude ass neighbor starts to bang on the wall. Waiting to 9am to introduce him to my glock. You not going to interrupt my James Brown session and get away with it.

Sounds like a @S0ur² dude

 

[At30wecashout]

Watched the first episode of Living Single with my girl last night. Queen Latifa used to be cute as a motha.

 

[Peter Popoff]

So, it's 9am, I step out the door to go to the office and this little bytch ass nikka points a nerf gun at me saying he's gonna pistol whip me. I beat the living breaks off him. His girl told me to stop but she was also turned on. I invited her inside and gave her this meat.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

At the airport on my way to Chicago.... hate flying

 

[Peter Popoff]

I'm going to new York tomorrow. Hate the weather.

 

[ba'al]

So 9 o' clock comes and I got this boy running scared to NY.

SO I'm jamming some music and my rude ass neighbor starts to bang on the wall. Waiting to 9am to introduce him to my glock. You not going to interrupt my James Brown session and get away with it.

 

[Ribbs]

Walking home minutes away from my door...

Random nikka: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me do you know when the bus is coming? I just got here. Could you check the schedule?
Me:


I don't know you, to make me turn on my data for you.

 

[Yinny]

My cat is sitting here licking my stomach he likes the sweat

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My cousin passed an hour ago

Did all he could do, RIP homie