Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ECA]

New MIKE!
@Guvnor @ECA @Dippa1947 @DoJa @UG.

The GOAT

Tears of Joy AOTY

 

[Stir Fry]

I overslept and lost a ebay bid...

Should have used auctionsniper

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Should have used auctionsniper

Say what now

 

[Stir Fry]

Say what now

 

[Elle Driver]

Wow I woke up mad late

 

[Dontay Flaco]

What a time.

 

[AStrangeName]

She's essentially on this whole " I'm gonna do the opposite of what society deems normal" kick, which in my opinion is corny, because 1) nobody cares 2) she's 34

34?! I thought you're talking about someone doing this in their 20s, not 30s. Yeah I don't about all that. And you're from Texas, where do they do that at?

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Got drunk af last night

 

[ORDER_66]

Just put out a notice on freelancer looking for a book editor for my novel... hopefully I find someone who can complete the entire manuscript and not charge an arm and a leg for it... I think I'm getting the feeling back...

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Just got into with some stupid ass nikkas over here in evergreen park...so I guess he was dropping his lady off and in typical dumb nikka logic he gonna block the exit from the parking lot while they talking

Long story short I told that nikka come see what I got after his threats of how I wouldn’t want him to get out the car.





I ain’t been arrested in 10 years but that was bout to change

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

And the lord said Amen

This the new Xbox ?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This the new Xbox ?

Yes sir
The Xbox Series X

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Yes sir
The Xbox Series X

shyt look like a fridge

 

[ORDER_66]

shyt look like a fridge

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Brehs, don't over do it for your birthday weekend.

I done gone to the toilet 6 times today.

Full on shyts too.

Farts sound like a rocket ship. I'm just full of gas.


I saw this fine broad today on the train and I farted. I couldn't even hold it in and she knew I was the culprit.

When I got off the train I did one loud fart as I was walking out of an underground station. There must've been at least 5 people walking directly behind me. I'm ashamed of myself.

Got home and lit that toilet up. shyt particles everywhere.

I was planning to go out tonight too. shyt!