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[Smokin Rider]

Never posted in this particular thread yet but I'm high as fukk and have a random story I just remembered that I want to share

When I was in 3rd grade our teacher made us write poems as an assignment. I wasn't the least bit interested but everyone was writing one even my friends who I usually shoot the shyt with.

We were told to write about what we see when we look in the mirror. Since I didn't want to do it i literally put "when I look in the mirror i see my eyes that make me. When I look in the mirror i see my mouth that helps me eat" and did that for my whole body. I thought I was gonna get a failing grade but my teacher was raving about it. She told my mom about it and had me and another student entered in the school paper. You would've thought I wrote Macbeth the way she was telling everyone about it. I was in a talented and gifted class and the other student who got entered in the paper was some pretentious high class girl who was actually good at poetry and wrote some shyt about the seasons and shyt. She was hating on me hard and I don't blame her. She was like "all he did was list the parts of his body"

So now the teacher wants us to write more poems because now she was gonna enter it in the state wide poetry contest I wrote another one that was considered good and finished top 10 I think I was 6th or 7th. I had no interest in poetry but had to keep up the facade because it made everyone happy, from a poem I wrote just to pass time. Long story short it took about 2 more poems to see I had a spark when I started but now I'm just garbage type shyt.

Random ass story I just wanted to share at the moment don't judge me

I had to write a poem in 6th grade about your name. I couldn't think of nothing so I made something to show my friends that I was gonna erase immediately and wrote my name Nick

N - non
I- innocent
C - Cop
K - Killa

I had my friends at our group desk crackin up and the teacher came up askin what was so good, I tried to erase it but she picked it up and read it to herself and I got suspended the next 2 days

 

[ba'al]

I was cruising down the street.
Fo Deep.
3 bytches 1 Yoppa On Me.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

"Show up, be your authentic self, don't shutdown." Mama Rhap

If I have to exist in this realm than dammit I'm gonna be comfortable and I'm gonna be me. Mama said knock you out

 

[TheLostOnes]

Tryna figure out if I wanna buy people not named Token gifts for Chrimmuh.

What you getting me for Christmas?

 

[ba'al]

 

[calixprynce]

i need to stay off twitter. most them blk females be blatant hoes or retarded

 

[calixprynce]

Carvana droppin my Beemer off on Friday

gone sell my benz , baby had a nice run tho

 

[Strapped]

 

[ORDER_66]

Man today was supposed to be a good day and this truck clipped my workvans bumper halfway off on some bullshyt... now im sitting here waiting for the slow ass cops...

 

[Prynce]

And if I look in your direction
I'm just looking, you not special

 

[Prynce]

Askin' my killers what's takin' so long
I don't remember this takin' so long (Too long)
Whole lot of tryin', can’t take it no more
Already knowin’ what need to be done
He used to tell me he loved me but turned to a hater
But that was like ages ago (More like years)
I want his face on the explore page of the Insta
But I want the case to be closed

 

[iBrowse]

@King Napz @Henry Broadnax @Tenchi® Ryu™ @Judo @TheLostOnes

 

[Barnett114]

I need to step up my weed game and leave the drinking alone.

I don't even enjoy drinking anymore really, I love getting high tho.

The thing is I'm in college and to meet people or hang drinking is involved...

And when I go home my friends like to go out

How did drinking become such a dominant social force????

You need to put all that shyt down brother.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Some women’s mother’s did not have the proper conversation with them as an adolescent and it shows.

I was told that no one should know that it’s that time of the month unless you tell them, meaning no one should be able to see the evidence nor smell the evidence.


Just raunchy.

 

[ORDER_66]

STILL....WAITING...